Learning life lessons from the UFC

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I was wondering if anyone has learned anything that has enhanced their lives by watching UFC? In particular the fighters.

My biggest take away so far was when I was watching weigh-in highlights for one of GSP's team mates back in the day. I don't remember the event or who was fighting on that card.

Anyways the guy took off his pants before getting on the scale and handed them to GSP. GSP folded the pants with his arms so efficiently. Before that I always put them on a table and folded them in half once and then again.

In that moment after seeing how effortlessly GSP folded those pants I have been folding my pants like that for over 10 years now. This is a true story, the footage must be out there.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

I didn't know that you could manipulate a scale until Daniel Cormier cheated to make weight against Rumble

 

[Pequeño Corey]

If not for UFC, I’d never pine for useless baubles like a fucking hot dog brander.

 

[Paolo Delutis]

Easy...


Your gunna get hit


Your gunna get knocked out


Your gunna feel it..


This is the ultimate!!


UFC is the ultimate example of perseverance !! Broooo

 

[Tito Tapped]

You can rub your nipples to get a power boost

 

[Hymen Crusher]

That the worst people basically get the .most out of life. That cheaters sure as shit prosper

 

[Neck&Neck]

Always go for the eye poke, it could save your life

And Joe Rogan showed me that manlets can be Alphas

 

[Lycandroid]

dont date female fighters

 

[jeskola]

I learned that whenever someone bumps their leg on something I should immediately tell them over and over "that leg is compromised".

 

[BabyBlue_Bomber]

I think it was in the TUF Season coached by Wanderlei Silva and Chael Sonnen…

Silva basically said that they have a saying in Brazil that roughly translates to “If you’re respectful, you don’t lose your teeth”.

Also, I learned that taking off my underwear can potentially shave off a pound. Now I always weight myself naked so I can feel a little bit better about it.

 

[wufabufa]

I've learned to temper my expectations. Just enjoy the show. No matter how many people miss weight, cheat, piss hot, or how many times bald goof lies right to our faces, we still get to watch one of the most compelling sporting events in the world.....

....for free

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

I was wondering if anyone has learned anything that has enhanced their lives by watching UFC? In particular the fighters.

My biggest take away so far was when I was watching weigh-in highlights for one of GSP's team mates back in the day. I don't remember the event or who was fighting on that card.

Anyways the guy took off his pants before getting on the scale and handed them to GSP. GSP folded the pants with his arms so efficiently. Before that I always put them on a table and folded them in half once and then again.

In that moment after seeing how effortlessly GSP folded those pants I have been folding my pants like that for over 10 years now. This is a true story, the footage must be out there.

Both physically and emotionally,

Also the real enemy is the inner me

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

If you win more than one fight in a row you're on your way to becoming GOAT

 

[Shaolin Alan]

I learned from Connor that if I yell at everyone at work and throw things at people I'll get what I want, eventually climbing the corporate ladder to success... But then I discovered that I'm not and ended up in prison

 

[Greyscale]

I didn't know that you could manipulate a scale until Daniel Cormier cheated to make weight against Rumble

It's funny how only DC is mentioned when it comes to that dirty trick simply because he had the decency to come clean and actually apologize.

 

[burningspear]

Unfortunately most of the lessons are witnessed against fighters by the company.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

It's funny how only DC is mentioned when it comes to that dirty trick simply because he had the decency to come clean and actually apologize.

Has anyone else done that in UFC? They had to make new rules and procedures because of Double Cheeseburger

 

[World eater]

I learnt that the most respected animal is the goat.

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

I learnt that the most respected animal is the goat.

Second only to the noble capybara.

 

[Greyscale]

Has anyone else done that in UFC? They had to make new rules and procedures because of Double Cheeseburger