Laughing at the most innaporiate moments

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What is the most inappropriate thing you laughed at? Do you still feel bad about it

I still feel like an asshole from last week when I was leaving the train station and saw this man who had a physical deformity where the half his face was collapsed, pretty much exactly like this:

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And as soon as I saw him I instantly thought of Droopy the dog:

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And had to contain my laughter but that quickly changed as I knew that was an asshole thing to do and I feel really bad about it. He didn't see me try to contain my laughter as I only noticed him when he was like 1 metre in front of me and by the time all that registered I already walked down the stairs and left the station.

What about you guys?
 
I laugh when I get nervous or scared, so all inappropriate moments really.
When I was 14ish I come home and my mom tells me that my brother had fallen off of something and gotten a concussion, and I just burst out laughing. She wasn't too pleased with that reaction.
 
I suffer from that big time. Many times when I'm in a situation where I'm not supposed to laugh, I think in my head that I shouldn't and then it's like an amplifying loop where I just get the urge to laugh harder and harder. The more I try to contain my laughter, the more I can't help myself and bust out laughing.

One time one of my family members had cancer and the family gathered together. My uncle said he wished she went to the hospital earlier and started crying. It wasn't a manly cry, more like yelping, like, "hew hew!" and I started laughing. Glad to say she is in remission and is doing well now. I would have really felt like a jerkhole if she passed away.

One time I was at this open mic and this really cute Japanese girl started singing Watermelon Man. She started getting into it and was dancing around and stuff. Only problem was she sounded like the Cookie Monster or Dikimbe Mutombo. I wanted to laugh so hard, but I was in the front row and she could see me. I tried pinching my lip, eating peanuts, and sipping on my beer to hide the slowly growing smile on my face. All the while in my mind, I kept thinking, "man, don't mess this up. Don't laugh."

giggity
 
Went fishing years ago and stopped for a swim and a friend of mine wanted to do a flip off a cliff in the water. For some reason he jumped 6 feet from the edge and landed square on his head on the ground. I still have no idea why he jumped so early but anyway he was rolling around in pain and I laughed myself silly before I even knew if he was ok. He could've very well broke his neck.
 
I was shaking and snorting from holding back laughter sitting shiva for my friends grandfather.

I have this friend that always seems to be standing next to me in these situations and he has a knack for cracking me the fuck up. It's to the point where i can't even look at him, and then i still laugh just imagining that he is trying to set me off.
 
mushishi said:
I suffer from that big time. Many times when I'm in a situation where I'm not supposed to laugh, I think in my head that I shouldn't and then it's like an amplifying loop where I just get the urge to laugh harder and harder. The more I try to contain my laughter, the more I can't help myself and bust out laughing.

One time one of my family members had cancer and the family gathered together. My uncle said he wished she went to the hospital earlier and started crying. It wasn't a manly cry, more like yelping, like, "hew hew!" and I started laughing. Glad to say she is in remission and is doing well now. I would have really felt like a jerkhole if she passed away.

One time I was at this open mic and this really cute Japanese girl started singing Watermelon Man. She started getting into it and was dancing around and stuff. Only problem was she sounded like the Cookie Monster or Dikimbe Mutombo. I wanted to laugh so hard, but I was in the front row and she could see me. I tried pinching my lip, eating peanuts, and sipping on my beer to hide the slowly growing smile on my face. All the while in my mind, I kept thinking, "man, don't mess this up. Don't laugh."

giggity
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My brother and I are terrible at this. all it takes is one sarcastic glance at each other, or something one of us notices and points out to the other. After that any seriousness in the situation is destroyed.
We've had fits of hysterical laughter over disabled people in movie theaters - fat people anywhere - language barriers - people trying to sing - people at sporting events - funerals.
One of the reasons we stopped going to church when we were younger was because him and me would burst out in laughter like 5mins into a sermon and we could literally not stop laughing.

No regrets.
 
My grandmothers sister died when I was a baby, and her son john my older cousin whose about 3 years older than I came and lived with us when he was around 12. I was about 9 and we were just all hanging out, playin an shit and we were with some friends and some of my other cousins and he made some joke about me and my immediate response was "your mom". I didn't mean it it was more of a reaction than anything. I heard everyone gasp and I realized what I said. Idk why but I burst out laughing really hard, it was horrible. I felt so guilty and stupid immediately after I said it and my response to that was laughter. I looked at John and knew he was about to murder me so I cooked it, but him and my other cousins were older and faster. I got tackled like 50 yards from my house and they proceeded to gang beat me while I was screaming trying to explain to them I didn't mean to.
 
HwoarangStyle said:
My grandmothers sister died when I was a baby, and her son john my older cousin whose about 3 years older than I came and lived with us when he was around 12. I was about 9 and we were just all hanging out, playin an shit and we were with some friends and some of my other cousins and he made some joke about me and my immediate response was "your mom". I didn't mean it it was more of a reaction than anything. I heard everyone gasp and I realized what I said. Idk why but I burst out laughing really hard, it was horrible. I felt so guilty and stupid immediately after I said it and my response to that was laughter. I looked at John and knew he was about to murder me so I cooked it, but him and my other cousins were older and faster. I got tackled like 50 yards from my house and they proceeded to gang beat me while I was screaming trying to explain to them I didn't mean to.
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Damn dude lol
 
A few times I've had a funny thought while standing at a urinal pissing next to strangers or coworkers. It's not really the place to be overheard to stifle a giggle.
 
I laugh really loud whenever I see people fall.
 
My worst bad timing on laughter was when some ex-junky was lecturing the kids at my school around the age of 13-14.
Trying to prevent us from becoming junkies, like he used to be.

He was really goofy looking and awkward, just really miserable looking.
His story was some sob story, I forget the details but at one point he talked about having whored himself to some gay guys and because of his looks, I just could not stop laughing. I had to leave the room.

He looked so sad but I just could not stop.

I'll get a like from @ripskater if he reads this story.

Edit: rip liked it. Success.
 
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Weed + midgets = hilarity
 
I have one but it would draw a lot of hate from the tranny symphathizers, so I'll just leave it there.
 
I'm not proud but it was one of my closest friends dads funeral. A man I knew for years and really liked.

I was stood outside the church with another of my closest friends watching the horse drawn carriage pull up.

My other friend (whose dad it was, is massively overweight, a smoker and a heavy drinker) was a pallbearer.

As he was carrying the coffin into the church with other family members, he was huffing and puffing like crazy.

I turned to my friend and said 'If he doesn't watch it, he'll be getting carried in next'.

Just as the coffin passed, my friend and I let out an inappropriate and involuntary howl of laughter before realising what we had done as dozens of faces turned towards us unable to hide their disgust.

I still chuckle about it today.
 
Cajun said:
I laugh really loud whenever I see people fall.
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I saw the best one in college. Some hot girl in heels fell down the steps and slid down every stair.

There was probably like 3 or 4 hundred people in the area and it made such a ridiculously loud noise that there was no way anyone wasn't looking
 
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