Laugh all you want, but urine therapy indeed works very well!!

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  1. pridedorim Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Most people make fun of Machida and his habit of drinking his own urine, they think it is absolutely gross, useless and stupid.

    Let me tell you that you are very very wrong if you think that.

    Drinking your own urine (the taste can be gross or not, it all depends on what you have been eating and drinking in the past 30-40 hours) helps a lot if you have a flu.
    You can drink small amounts of your urine 4-5 times a day and you will see that you will heal much faster.

    If you have nasal congestion, you can put few drops of urine in each nasal orifice, and you will soon feel much better.

    I know that because I have been doing it since I was a little boy.
    If I have a flu and I do the urine therapy, in 3 days I feel at 100% again.
    If I have a flu and I do not do the urine therapy, it takes me about 8 days to be at 100% again.

    Laugh all you want, but it works.
    You can keep buying all those expensive medications that may work or may not, or you can give a try to urine therapy, it is effective and it is free.
     
  2. Mikeyz Silver Belt

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    So, you are still sick for 3 days even after drinking urine?

    Not worth the 5 day shave IMO.
     
  3. SCADA Guest

    I smell bullshit...

    Or maybe it's just your piss breath...
     
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    I can't wait until they release this video on blu ray. :icon_lol:
     
  6. LikeItIs Red Belt

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    I weighed out the pros and cons. I'll stick to my non-urine diet.
     
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    I feel like the only thing this will rid you of is your self esteem.
     
  8. pridedorim Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Well if you prefer to be sick for 8 days rather than for 3 days, it is your choice. I definitely prefer the 3 days.

    Then you have problems with your olfaction.
     
  9. God_Emperor_Of_Mankind Let's Palaver! Platinum Member

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    You're going to have to find a girl into water sports.
     
  10. Mixed Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    "In fact, professional wrestling is strong."

    I don't know why the thread title makes me think of that Sakuraba quote.

    "In fact, drinking your own pee works."
     
  11. MilesAbove Gold Belt

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    I wouldn't doubt it has some basic benefits. I also wouldn't doubt their are non-urine ways to recreate these same benefits.
     
  12. DrewGZA Green Belt

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    Typical yellow belt thread.
     
  13. odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    Why on earth would drinking urine be good for you? It has alreday passed through your body once, and your body has expelled it. Why consume your own waste?
     
  14. Credo Proper Gold

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    Well if you are totally dehydrated in battle conditions, like totally malnourished, then the first piss in the morning contains some vitamins and stuff that will do you good.

    But dude, YOU can get better stuff than piss to make you well.
     
  15. DrewGZA Green Belt

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    Your av looks like you or someone want to do it privately.
     
  16. odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    Someone want to do it privately? I don't know what that means.
     
  17. grimballer Gold Belt

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    You're right ts. I started peeing on my toes n it cured my athletes foot.

    Pharmaceuticals are for idiots
     
  18. DrewGZA Green Belt

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    Some guy that's naked signaling for someone to leave. Maybe he's busy pissing fixing himself a drink of piss? Not that hard to think of.

    BTW your av is retarded.
     
  19. MilesAbove Gold Belt

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Do you also practice bloodletting?
     

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