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  1. Lights Out 101 Brown Belt

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    Literally an hour ago with the girlfriend. I love browsing through Sherdog after a big cum.
     
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  2. Anialater Thousandaire.

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    Yes, I thought I made that clear lol
     
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  3. heavyarms21 Ryozanpaku Belt

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    A week ago
     
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  4. HARRISON_3 Gold Belt

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  5. 90 50 Gold Belt

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    I think about 6 months lol. 5yr relationship here.

    we are having problems is an understatement, she just put a cig out on my arm.
     
  6. sweetviolenturg Red Belt Professional Fighter

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    She's a mental health counselor by trade actually ( she's in charge of the therapy for all the girls at an eating disorders clinic here in Sedona ) & as such she's mandated to get her own counseling. And when I went with her to her appointment earlier this week they discussed the different reactions that individuals can have to the death of a loved one. Some become hyper-sexual as a means of coping while others temporarily lose all interest in it while grieving. Both are quite normal. Unfortunately for me, my wife is one of those folks who's become too depressed for sex. But, it'll pass. It's no fun now but I'm sure she'll make up for lost time when she feels better.
     
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  7. Lights Out 101 Brown Belt

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    Jokes on you. You’re engaging in a dialogue with me after I’ve nutted. How’s it feel? invigorating?
     
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  8. I Am Legion Silver Belt

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    I have gotten head but nut sex for 2 weeks. I don’t mind.
     
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  9. Born in the USA Redacted

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    Does my hand count?
     
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  10. Prov3nance A Harder Caliber

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    Same here.

    God I'll miss him, RIP!

    Oh wait, you meant the younger one. Uh...yeah me too!
     
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  11. LDC93 Blue Belt

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    I dont wana brag but twice yesterday and twice today. Not tomorrow tho we got fights tomorrow night.
     
  12. GSP4tw Black Belt

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    Nah, I meant the first one.
     
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  13. RoyalTS Yellow Belt

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    No, I bang other chicks but the mom and I are on good terms.
     
  14. davidlemonparty Black Belt

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    Ok.. confused.
    Happy for your tho bro good job
     
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  15. Shaungotti Black Belt

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    Last Saturday. The guy who sits beside me at work told me last year that it's been 11 fucking years.

    He's 50 but somehow still jacked. He could easily get laid if he wanted but he cant take the ups and downs of relationships.

    After he told me, dude says "you probably thinking I'm bullshitting". Umm, nope. I cant imagine why anyone would lie about something like that.

    11 years. I couldn't even imagine.
     
  16. Midnighter Silver Belt

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    Please seek the help you desperately need.

    We're worried about you, buddy.
     
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  17. Substance Abuse Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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    This made me laugh: "Um, nope.", lol.
     
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  19. eighterumg5 Brown Belt

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    Yup, same here
     
  20. Oeshon Steel Belt

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    It's when I do alot of my browsing too.
     

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