Landlord asks tenant to leave for not paying rent - then finds over 200 bottles of URINE in his b

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  1. Concurrent GOAT

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    A house owner who evicted his tenant for failing to pay rent got a nasty surprise when he went into the empty room - to find it filled with over 200 bottles of URINE and cola cans stuffed with condoms.

    Rohan James, who owns the house in Melbourne, Australia, had been renting out a room to the man since October 2013 after placing an ad on Gumtree, but after he failed to pay rent on time recently, Rohan asked him to leave.

    Although the tenant obliged, he left the room in a disgusting state and, according to Rohan James, failed to show up on several occasions when times were agreed for him to move his belongings
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    He found the room in a total mess and also discovered cola cans stuffed with condoms
    Rohan told Mirror Online: "I got sick of it and it was very stressful, so I got the locks changed and then went in the room."

    What he saw when he entered were piles upon piles of clothes, takeaway boxes and bottles of various shapes and sizes all filled with urine - even though the bedroom had a sink and was next to the bathroom.

    He explained: "I was speechless and just couldn't fathom it. I just stood there for a few minutes once I realised what it was and I was furious.

    "I could only make out two or three bottles at first, but when I looked closer they were just everywhere."

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    He also found a 'penis pump' - what he expects was a contraption used to aid urinating into the bottles - and cola cans stuffed full of condoms.


    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/house-owner-asks-tenant-leave-7433009
     
  2. Gazwald

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    used condoms?
     
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    Maybe he was going to sell his piss to guys that needed it for drug tests.
     
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    Why would someone who collects piss need condoms. No way he's getting laid more than me. And if he's selling his piss why couldn't he make rent?
     
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    Maybe the condoms were for collecting his gentlemen's relish for sale to a sperm bank.
     
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    Concurrent GOAT Do you believe in magic?

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    Yeah. I wonder if the landlord has found any jars/containers of 'mayonnaise'.

    Edit: lol you got there before me ^ got distracted watching something.
     
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    What are the odds that the tenant has an account here? Always try to keep in mind that there's a not insignificant chance that the person you may find yourself arguing with online is a variant of that dude.
     
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    Good lord...that is fuckin disgusting.
     
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    Concurrent GOAT Do you believe in magic?

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    It is pretty crazy to think about when you put it like that.
    Odds on @senri being the culprit? :D
     
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    "even though the bedroom had a sink and was next to the bathroom."

    I like how they subtly justify pissing in the sink.
     
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    Dat takes the bleedin' piss, m8
     
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    Pee in the glass bottle is the best!
     
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    Hahaha that looks like my room.
     
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    Man finds hundreds of bottles of urine in tenants apartment.

    Is normal?
     
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    ShinkanPo Mr.Hopeless Romantic

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    Any one noticed some of the bottles have very dark urine or is that really soda?
     

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