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  1. JKDShootFight Senior Citizen Moderator

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    This is Mambo number 5

    ne, two, three, four, five
    Everybody's in the car, so come on
    Let's ride to the liqueur-store around the corner
    The boys say they want some gin and juice
    But I really don't wanna

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    Beerbust like I had last week
    I must stay deep
    Because talk is cheap
    I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
    And as I continue you know
    They are getting sweeter
     
  2. Fredricks Can't Be Bothered

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    LOL i love this old guy
     
  3. Mr. Blue Guest

    Okay old man, no more viagra for you.
     
  4. Lock_and_Balk Brown Belt

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    For some reason I found the visuals funny as Hell.

    They are getting sweeter, yes.
     
  5. JKDShootFight Senior Citizen Moderator

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    So what can I do I really beg and you my Lord
    To me flirting it's just like sport, anything fly
    It's all good let me dump it
    Please set in the trumpet

    A little bit of Monica in my life
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    A little bit of Erica by my side
    A little bit of Rita is all I need
    A little bit of Tina is what I see
    A little bit of Sandra in the sun
    A little bit of Mary all night long
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    A little bit of Jessica here I am
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    A little bit of you makes me your man
     
  6. bostonmma Gold Belt

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    One of the worst moments of my life is when I saw Lou Bega in concert. He was so pathetic that he sang fucking Mambo #5 TWICE.
     
  7. JKDShootFight Senior Citizen Moderator

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    Jump up and down go and move it all around
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    Shake your head to the sound
    Put your hand on the ground
    Take one step left
    And one step right
    One to the front and one to the side
    Clap your hands once
    And clap your hands twice
    And if it looks like this
    Then you are doing it right

    A little bit of Monica in my life
    A little bit of Erica by my side
    A little bit of Rita is all I need
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    A little bit of Tina is what I see
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    A little bit of Sandra in the sun
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    A little bit of Mary all night long
    A little bit of Jessica here I am
    A little bit of you makes me your man

    Trumpet
    The trumpet
    Mambo No.5
     
  8. JKDShootFight Senior Citizen Moderator

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    I do all
    To fall in love with a girl like you
    You can't run and you can't hide
    You and me gonna touch the sky

    A little bit of Monica in my life
    A little bit of Erica by my side
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    A little bit of Rita is all I need
    [​IMG] (sorry had to post another shot of Rita)
    A little bit of Tina is what I see
    A little bit of Sandra in the sun
    A little bit of Mary all night long
    A little bit of Jessica here I am
    A little bit of you makes me your man
    [​IMG]
     
  9. Lou Bega may not have invented the shitstache, but he sure did perfect it.
     
  10. Who would have thought the old man has so much rythm in him?
     
  11. Fredricks Can't Be Bothered

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    Its the Jack Daniels
     
  12. JKDShootFight Senior Citizen Moderator

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    Jack Daniels is a powerful beverage....its how I wake up every morning.
     
  13. shidokanartist De-Comp-Poser

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    And go to sleep every night...
     
  14. And wash down lunch...
     
  15. Fredricks Can't Be Bothered

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    dont forget about brushing your teeth with
     
  16. shidokanartist De-Comp-Poser

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    And corrupt ED TAYLOR with...
     
  17. JKDShootFight Senior Citizen Moderator

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    Exactly, see guys, its really a wonderful elixer. The uses for Jack Daniels are endless. I'm still not sure why ED TAYLOR sodomizes himself with the bottles though.
     
  18. Mixes it with his Rice Krispies...
     
  19. shidokanartist De-Comp-Poser

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    It is probably a welcome relief from the motor oil and finger treatment he has gotten from VOD in the past. I don't think VOD clips his nails often enough. At least to hear ED tell it.
     
  20. JKDShootFight Senior Citizen Moderator

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    How well does it go with Coco Crispies Iron? We all know that chocolate puffed rice should be a sin.

    shido, all I can say is ouch....but ED asks for it I'm sure.
     

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