Ladies and Gentlemen

[JKDShootFight]

This is Mambo number 5

ne, two, three, four, five
Everybody's in the car, so come on
Let's ride to the liqueur-store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna

Beerbust like I had last week
I must stay deep
Because talk is cheap
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
And as I continue you know
They are getting sweeter

 

[Fredricks]

LOL i love this old guy

 

[Mr. Blue]

Okay old man, no more viagra for you.

 

[Lock_and_Balk]

For some reason I found the visuals funny as Hell.

They are getting sweeter, yes.

 

[JKDShootFight]

So what can I do I really beg and you my Lord
To me flirting it's just like sport, anything fly
It's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet

A little bit of Monica in my life

A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long

A little bit of Jessica here I am

A little bit of you makes me your man

 

[bostonmma]

One of the worst moments of my life is when I saw Lou Bega in concert. He was so pathetic that he sang fucking Mambo #5 TWICE.

 

[JKDShootFight]

Jump up and down go and move it all around

Shake your head to the sound
Put your hand on the ground
Take one step left
And one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once
And clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this
Then you are doing it right

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need

A little bit of Tina is what I see

A little bit of Sandra in the sun

A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

Trumpet
The trumpet
Mambo No.5

 

[JKDShootFight]

I do all
To fall in love with a girl like you
You can't run and you can't hide
You and me gonna touch the sky

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side

A little bit of Rita is all I need

(sorry had to post another shot of Rita)
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

 

[Bruce Lovely]

Lou Bega may not have invented the shitstache, but he sure did perfect it.

 

[Iron Angel]

Who would have thought the old man has so much rythm in him?

 

[Fredricks]

Its the Jack Daniels

 

[JKDShootFight]

Jack Daniels is a powerful beverage....its how I wake up every morning.

 

[shidokanartist]

Originally posted by JKDShootFight
Jack Daniels is a powerful beverage....its how I wake up every morning.

And go to sleep every night...

 

[Iron Angel]

And wash down lunch...

 

[Fredricks]

dont forget about brushing your teeth with

 

[shidokanartist]

And corrupt ED TAYLOR with...

 

[JKDShootFight]

Exactly, see guys, its really a wonderful elixer. The uses for Jack Daniels are endless. I'm still not sure why ED TAYLOR sodomizes himself with the bottles though.

 

[Iron Angel]

Mixes it with his Rice Krispies...

 

[shidokanartist]

Originally posted by JKDShootFight
Exactly, see guys, its really a wonderful elixer. The uses for Jack Daniels are endless. I'm still not sure why ED TAYLOR sodomizes himself with the bottles though.

It is probably a welcome relief from the motor oil and finger treatment he has gotten from VOD in the past. I don't think VOD clips his nails often enough. At least to hear ED tell it.

 

[JKDShootFight]

How well does it go with Coco Crispies Iron? We all know that chocolate puffed rice should be a sin.

shido, all I can say is ouch....but ED asks for it I'm sure.