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Media KZ's Balls the Size of Soccer Balls

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  1. Wormwood Purple Belt

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    KZ talked about the the worst he's ever been hurt while on a recent Korean variety show. While in a kicking boxing match in high school, he got kicked in the nuts really hard...and he wasn't wearing a cup. He said his balls swelled up to the size of soccer balls... I guess the effects of having big balls has stayed with him long after the swelling went down. In the same episode, KZ demonstrated the effects of training to keep his eyes open during fights and not flinch...

    The last amusing thing he talked about was the most distracted he's been in/before a fight. He talked about how Bermudez had a super long hair on his chest, and KZ couldn't stop staring at it during the in-octagon face-off (right before they fought) KZ wanted to pull it out...

     
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  3. TSexy Orange Belt

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    I call BS! I don't see any chest hair??

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    the dude with the hat looks like zhang wei li
     
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    I hope his eye problem gets better. I think he has the tools to become champ. His last title fight, he fought Jose Aldo for the belt. Aldo was very dominant but KZ was starting to take it to Aldo in the later rounds when Aldo started to fade... And then his shoulder gave up on him.
    Would be a shame if his chances of becoming a Champ come to an end because of an injury again.
     
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    SOCCER balls??? I find that hard to believe. How'd he get his underwear on?
     
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    one time I dove onto a bench & sat on my nut so hard, I had to go to the ER. it wasn't just my nut that was in pain - it was the entire area. my taint, inner thigh, shaft, butthole. it was like my body was in an absolute state of panic. painful throbs would pulsate with my heartbeat, like a shockwave alarming me constantly that something was wrong. it wasn't no soccer ball, but it was the size of a hefty grapefruit.

    suffice to say, I lost it/had it removed & I have a neuticle in its place now.
     
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    Exaggeration obviously. Not possible unless it's a tumor.

    And that's one way to make your dong look smaller!
     
  9. Wormwood Purple Belt

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    I might have got the term wrong, but it was the face off right before they fight. He said it was a one lone long hair.
     
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    Us Asians definitely don’t need help making our dongs look smaller..
     
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    Pretty much how KZ described it... he thought he was going to lose his nuts, but the doc saved them.
     
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    Yeah, pretty sad... hoping for the best, but sounds iffy right now...
     
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    Damn, that’s rough bro. A guy I know was jumping up and down on his couch and he wasn’t paying attention or got pushed by his brother I can’t remember, and he ended up falling on the arm of the couch but on his nuts, and one of his nuts went up inside his body
     
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    shit bro. i'm gonna start wearing josckstraps everywhere.
     
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    So you lost a testi by diving into a bench wow man
     

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