Kristen Stewart Appreciation Thread

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  1. RighteousWar

    RighteousWar @JesusFreak Banned

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    So, I came to learn recently that Kristen is a lesbian...needless to say, it was very disheartening.

    Quite frankly, I blame men, myself included, anytime a chick goes lesbo. Why? I feel like we've let them down with our lack of leadership and effeminacy. Society has turned us into major puzzies! Anyway, enough of that...

    Oh, and I also blame this fruit loop...

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    This jabroni is clearly ghayer than a two-dollar bill and had no business being near such a gorgeous woman.

    Ok, I think I got it all out...onto the pics...

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    Obligatory foot shot...

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    Btw, I've never seen any of her Twilight flicks, but I did enjoy her in Adventureland and Snow White and the Huntsmen.
     
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  2. thebluerider

    thebluerider caelgender ftw

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    i hear she's trysexual
     
  3. punky brewster

    punky brewster Black Belt

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    Holy shit. Looking at those pictures I just realized my 16 year old niece looks almost exactly the same as her.

    I can't look at her the same anymore. Ewww
     
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    She was good in Camp X-ray too. Very different role compared to her usual.
     
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    Devout Pessimist Tragic Vision

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    My sister looks like Sasha Grey and I was never able to watch her movies.
     
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    RR Step into the lab Banned

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    I can ; )

    Pics?
     
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    MysticNinjaJay Banned Banned

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    My two cents on Kristen Stewart....

    Pretty face. I have hard time separating her from her emo character in Twilight. She's a bit too skinny. I like women to have curves and especially boobs. I don't care if she is bisexual. Her Lesbian relationship doesn't mean she has sworn off men. I would hit it but I'm afraid I might break her in half.
     
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    She is as much of a lesbian as I am.

    She just likes married dudes, and married dudes generally don't really care about the side piece. Wood though.
     
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  11. punky brewster

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    Oh, yeah absolutely. You'll have to come pick them up in person, though. We'll be waiting for you.

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    ;)
     
  12. DM1982

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    D'oh Kaaay......
     
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    When I first saw her in Panic Room, I thought she was a little boy.
     
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    Lol...
     
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  15. BAM

    BAM Back in the saddle again

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    Kristen Stewart
    Ellen Page
    Lindsay Lohan

    if you would have told me in 2010 that they were all gay/bisexual, wouldn't have believed you.

    but janeane Garofalo, apparently straight.
     
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  16. EJAXXX

    EJAXXX "Not Bad for an Old Man" Platinum Member

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    she's a celeb, so she must be hot.

    10/10
    Would hit.
     
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    DevilsLettuce is a bit of a douchebag Banned

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    She's a 6 or 7.
     
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    you didn't see that one coming?
     
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  19. RighteousWar

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    I'm guessing that's out of 7!?

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    Sycho Sid Master of the world and the universe

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    Kristen Stewart Appreciation Thread

     
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