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Ok, last time then I'm done.
I cant handle this kid, got to be WizCoolC's new Krav Maga account?
Anyway. I spar two or three times a week, I rarely wear a cup and never where goggles. I've probably been kicked in the balls 50 to 100 times, I can name on one hand the amount of times I've had to stop sparring. The chances of landing a kick to the exact spot, with the correct amount of force is about the same as landing a one shot head kick. More importantly the chances of you being able to land a kick with your dogshit KM training, anywhere on me that I cant check or avoid is next to fuck all.
An eye poke is the same. What do you think happens when you get punched in the eye with no headgear? Your eyelid turns in to a nice fluffy pillow and you don't feel anything? What if you have your eye open when the punch lands? It hurts and it's irritating, but I don't lose sight in my other eye too and go into full body spasms. If I get poked in the eye I'll stop because I can, not because I'm suddenly paraplegic. What I can do if I feel you start to gouge my eye is double leg you into oblivion, take your back, then choke you out.
This is where our story would end, your extremely narrow grasp of the ground game from KM would have you sleeping , eyes open, in a pool of your own piss, and on my little way I'd go.
HOWEVER, you've just tried to blind me, bit me, kicked me in the balls, or whatever school yard shit you learn with the housewives in your strip mall. So instead of going on my way, I'm going to be very angry and break your face.
Do you understand now?
This is pig wrestling, I'm out.
I cant handle this kid, got to be WizCoolC's new Krav Maga account?
Anyway. I spar two or three times a week, I rarely wear a cup and never where goggles. I've probably been kicked in the balls 50 to 100 times, I can name on one hand the amount of times I've had to stop sparring. The chances of landing a kick to the exact spot, with the correct amount of force is about the same as landing a one shot head kick. More importantly the chances of you being able to land a kick with your dogshit KM training, anywhere on me that I cant check or avoid is next to fuck all.
An eye poke is the same. What do you think happens when you get punched in the eye with no headgear? Your eyelid turns in to a nice fluffy pillow and you don't feel anything? What if you have your eye open when the punch lands? It hurts and it's irritating, but I don't lose sight in my other eye too and go into full body spasms. If I get poked in the eye I'll stop because I can, not because I'm suddenly paraplegic. What I can do if I feel you start to gouge my eye is double leg you into oblivion, take your back, then choke you out.
This is where our story would end, your extremely narrow grasp of the ground game from KM would have you sleeping , eyes open, in a pool of your own piss, and on my little way I'd go.
HOWEVER, you've just tried to blind me, bit me, kicked me in the balls, or whatever school yard shit you learn with the housewives in your strip mall. So instead of going on my way, I'm going to be very angry and break your face.
Do you understand now?
This is pig wrestling, I'm out.