Know anyone who sleep walks? Have any stories?

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My dad sleep walks, and he also sleep eats. All the damn time, look at what he did last night lmfao. My mom just sent me this.

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he done peanut buttered a damn cardboard box.


Lol, sleep walking stories. lets go.
 
One time I KO'd some guy. He took three steps and then fell. I guess you could say he was walking in his sleep
 
in boyscout camp I woke up walking in the woods twice. scary. There was a big cliff I coulve walked off but didnt.
 
We talking purely sleep walking or do stories about people peeing all over the house work too?
 
Friend used to when i was a kid. We were camping once and he popped up in the middle of the night and started screaming "SPIDERS! SPIDERS EVERYWHERE!" while frantically slapping at the tent. My other friend (his cousin) simply said "go to sleep" and he laid down and was out. It freaked me out lol. I guess he has woken up sleeping on the kitchen table and laying outside in the street before. Scary shit
 
Hankooks said:
We talking purely sleep walking or do stories about people peeing all over the house work too?
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Yes, those will work to. Most definitely haha. I have a cousin who sleep walks, or used to when we were kids. One time he woke up at 3am and walked across our complex to his friends house and woke up his mom and asked if David and Devon can come out to play. How creepy would that be if you were that lady lol, but she realized what was happening and helped him home. And another time he pissed all over the inside of the refrigerator.
 
Knew a group of three brothers that peed everywhere when they would get drunk. One woke up his roommate by peeing on his door. Another of them was pissing on to the bed while his girlfriend yelled at him to stop.

Another dude I knew would wake up and eat all sorts of weird shit. Sandwiches with moldy bread, ice cream left in the cupboard, etc. One time he woke up and on his inn table were cold and flu lozenges he was dipping into pancake syrup.
 
I drunk sleepwalk. The first occurence happened when I was 19 years old. Me and my gf were on vacation in mexico and I was out at a bar until 5am drinking with some canadian man named peter. She calls me from the room worried so I head back to the hotel room. I pass out immediately but about 5 minutes later I get up and urinate on her luggage. She was pretty pissed about that.

I've also walked in on my friend pissing in my bathroom in the middle of the night. Apparently I had this mean look on my face and I asked him why he was pissing everywhere.

My gf asked why I was up in the middle of the night once and I said I was babysitting the fish (we had an aquarium).
 
Boy do I ever. If I take any kind of sleep meds with alcohol it's a guaranteed sleepwalk. I've woken up to find eggs neatly placed in my bathroom sink, toothpaste in my bed...

But my worst offense was waking up absolutely butt naked at 3am in the hallway of a hotel I was staying at with my then gf. She drank quite a bit and I joined her that night, she also had a ln Ambien habit and I stupidly took one. Snapped out of it in the hallway, a few feet from the closed and locked door of our room. Nobody was around while I was awake at least, but I'm sure I'm on videotape somewhere. I managed to knock on the door quietly and wake her. We locked and blocked the door with furniture at any hotel we stayed at from then on. And I quit mixing alcohol with sleep meds.
 
I've never actually heard of someone doing it in real life. I've ways kinda assumed it was something extremely rare that gets blown out of proportion by movies and TV shows. So it will be interesting to see how many people have stories.
 
I was a teenager, took a nap, got up sleepwalking saw my mom and asked her "Did you score?" She says she told me to go back to bed and I did. What kind of sick kid asks their mom if she scored?

Another time as a teen, I stood on my bed asleep in the night and fell off onto the floor. I remember feeling like I was falling. It hurt pretty bad.
 
I use to sleep walk when I was a kid. Most of the time I would get up in the middle of the night and go to the fridge and drink out of the water jug leaving the fridge door open. My mom would catch me sometimes and guide me back to bed.

One time I went outside and walked up the road. We lived in a Forrested area on a gravel road, it was a full moon. I remember being scared as fuck and running hope in my bare feet.
 
i once saw a porn where this girl was talking on the phone with her friend and her brother walks in on her while he is sleepwalking. he climbs in the bed and starts to fuck her. she tells her friend she doesnt want to wake him because she heard it is dangerous. so they have awesome sex and the friend listens.
 
ProBoxingInsidr said:
i once saw a porn where this girl was talking on the phone with her friend and her brother walks in on her while he is sleepwalking. he climbs in the bed and starts to fuck her. she tells her friend she doesnt want to wake him because she heard it is dangerous. so they have awesome sex and the friend listens.
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Did he died?
 
Yeah, my little guy sleep walks, and I can't always tell when he gets up from his nap if he is awake or not. The other day I thought he was awake and followed him into his room to get him out of his PJ's and into some park clothes, I was talking to him when he surprised me and just started pissing on his new Star Wars rug. It wont be funny as he gets older, but I laughed my ass off stuff like this for the time being.
 
im not a sleepwalker ... but it did happened to me once ... i "woke up" outside of my house , in the middle of the night and while being totally naked ... still to this day i dont know wtf happened there
 
I have sleep issues, they prescribed me ambien, I sleep walked twice on it. First time I went out to my truck to get a 5 hour energy shot out of the center console. The second time I took out the trash and recyclables. The next day I flushed that shit, people have been known to drive on ambien, it's bad stuff.
 
I sleep bone. My gf says i roll over, get the party started and then always go back to sleep halfway through lol
 
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