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This is a transcript from an interview of Kimbo Slice at 12:30 am this morning in his hotel room. The interview was conducted by Brian Schall of MMA explosion.
Brian: thanks for letting me do this interview. That was quite a fight.
Kimbo: no problem. Yea it was. I'm just thanking god I came out with the win.
Brian: have you caught your breath yet? Im not sure I've even seen two fighters that exhausted in an mma fight.
Kimbo: man I was tired as a mother fucker. That little baby nuts mother fucker dada has a hard head.
Brian: haha I'm glad you brought that up. Can I ask why you are so sure dada has small testicles. you've mentioned that on two separate occasions now.
Kimbo: because I've known that mother fucker for a long time and I've seen his little nuts myself. No mother fucker with nuts like that can beat me. Ask anyone from our hood. This mother fucker has nuts like a baby. That's why he wouldn't pull his nuts out when I called him out.
Brian: haha. ok, I see. So, now that you have that win. What's next for you?
Kimbo: man I'm gonna relax for a bit. Then I'm gonna push for that UFC title.
Brian: you intend to fight in the UFC again and not with Bellator?
Kimbo: this was just a stepping stone. I'm going to call Dana White today and talk about a new contract. I only had the one fight deal with Bellator so I'm a free agent. After a fight like that, where everyone watches, I know Dana is going to want me back.
Brian: that would be great to see you back in the UFC. Hopefully you can get into a little better shape tho.
Kimbo: man I didn't train once for this fight. Not once. What happens? I won mother fucker. When I train too much I don't enjoy fighting. Look at all my street wins, I never trained once for those fights. I'm not training one more fucking time in my life and I'm still gonna take that UFC strap. You mother fuckers better recognize that I'm back and serious this fucking time. I'm bringing my big mother fuckin balls to the UFC to crush some mother fuckers. You hear me.
Brian: I'm sorry sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Kimbo then got up and left the room, refusing to answer anymore questions.
Brian: thanks for letting me do this interview. That was quite a fight.
Kimbo: no problem. Yea it was. I'm just thanking god I came out with the win.
Brian: have you caught your breath yet? Im not sure I've even seen two fighters that exhausted in an mma fight.
Kimbo: man I was tired as a mother fucker. That little baby nuts mother fucker dada has a hard head.
Brian: haha I'm glad you brought that up. Can I ask why you are so sure dada has small testicles. you've mentioned that on two separate occasions now.
Kimbo: because I've known that mother fucker for a long time and I've seen his little nuts myself. No mother fucker with nuts like that can beat me. Ask anyone from our hood. This mother fucker has nuts like a baby. That's why he wouldn't pull his nuts out when I called him out.
Brian: haha. ok, I see. So, now that you have that win. What's next for you?
Kimbo: man I'm gonna relax for a bit. Then I'm gonna push for that UFC title.
Brian: you intend to fight in the UFC again and not with Bellator?
Kimbo: this was just a stepping stone. I'm going to call Dana White today and talk about a new contract. I only had the one fight deal with Bellator so I'm a free agent. After a fight like that, where everyone watches, I know Dana is going to want me back.
Brian: that would be great to see you back in the UFC. Hopefully you can get into a little better shape tho.
Kimbo: man I didn't train once for this fight. Not once. What happens? I won mother fucker. When I train too much I don't enjoy fighting. Look at all my street wins, I never trained once for those fights. I'm not training one more fucking time in my life and I'm still gonna take that UFC strap. You mother fuckers better recognize that I'm back and serious this fucking time. I'm bringing my big mother fuckin balls to the UFC to crush some mother fuckers. You hear me.
Brian: I'm sorry sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Kimbo then got up and left the room, refusing to answer anymore questions.
