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I have a nephew whose name is Kellan. Here is his Apple and Banana Story...
Kellan was in my theater watching a movie on the big screen last night. Grandma asked him if he was hungry. He said yes, can I have an apple and a banana please? She brought it in and left. He was eating during the movie. When she came to see how he was doing he complained his front teeth hurt.
I asked Grandma if he still has his baby teeth. She said yes. So, I started to explain to Kellan that he has baby teeth and as he gets older they will fall out and be replaced by adult teeth like Uncle Tony and M&D have. His eyes grew wide and I assured him it is perfectly normal and will happen to every kid.
So, he went on to explain to Grandma and I that in the morning he was eating a bagel and he bit himself. Grandma said that must be it because mommy just took him to the dentist and he didn't have any cavities. So, I asked Grandma if he can have a baby aspirin or some Orajel. She didn't have Orajel, so I said how about some Drambuie to rub on his gums to numb the pain like in the old days. Grandma left and said she would tell mommy tomorrow morning.
Kellan continued eating and suddenly said, "Uncle Tony the apple didn't go all the way down." I told him to drink some water and after I saw he was able to swallow, I told him to take a couple of deep breaths and he did. So, once I was satisfied both pipes were clear, I started explaining if that ever happens to drink something right away and then take a deep breath or two and if he can't swallow and breath to get someone's attention so they can see he is choking and help him right away.
I said don't worry now though, you are okay...it just went down the wrong pipe. Kellan replied "Yeah Uncle Tony, I think the apple went down the banana pipe!!!"
HAhahahahahaha!!!
Please share your "Kids say the darndest things" stories...
Kellan was in my theater watching a movie on the big screen last night. Grandma asked him if he was hungry. He said yes, can I have an apple and a banana please? She brought it in and left. He was eating during the movie. When she came to see how he was doing he complained his front teeth hurt.
I asked Grandma if he still has his baby teeth. She said yes. So, I started to explain to Kellan that he has baby teeth and as he gets older they will fall out and be replaced by adult teeth like Uncle Tony and M&D have. His eyes grew wide and I assured him it is perfectly normal and will happen to every kid.
So, he went on to explain to Grandma and I that in the morning he was eating a bagel and he bit himself. Grandma said that must be it because mommy just took him to the dentist and he didn't have any cavities. So, I asked Grandma if he can have a baby aspirin or some Orajel. She didn't have Orajel, so I said how about some Drambuie to rub on his gums to numb the pain like in the old days. Grandma left and said she would tell mommy tomorrow morning.
Kellan continued eating and suddenly said, "Uncle Tony the apple didn't go all the way down." I told him to drink some water and after I saw he was able to swallow, I told him to take a couple of deep breaths and he did. So, once I was satisfied both pipes were clear, I started explaining if that ever happens to drink something right away and then take a deep breath or two and if he can't swallow and breath to get someone's attention so they can see he is choking and help him right away.
I said don't worry now though, you are okay...it just went down the wrong pipe. Kellan replied "Yeah Uncle Tony, I think the apple went down the banana pipe!!!"
HAhahahahahaha!!!
Please share your "Kids say the darndest things" stories...