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Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Lunkee, Jul 25, 2016.

  1. Lunkee Jävligt snygg!

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    This is not a thread to bash kids and such.

    I was just thinking back aboutwhen I was young, and very dumb.

    Well back in kindergarten/preschool, I was the genius, funny story. They had to change the sofa to this huge pillow abomination, because literally everyday atleast one kid ran head first and split their lip, eyebrow, and sometimes broke something.

    I was the smart one because I never busted up my face a damn sofa...

    Well it did happen 15 years later, when I threw my sofa straight in the air and decided to headbutt it...

    So question is does anyone has any storys about themself or others being young and brilliant?


    Edit! Forgot to write that the sofa was made out of styrofoam with cloth and shit, so it weighed nothing, everyone should have one, you look like a beast lifting it.
     
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  2. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    You were throwing sofas in the air?
    Were you the strongest boy in the world?
    Might wanna think about joining that new team Bruce Wayne is putting together
     
  3. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Why not. Chairthrower has about as much name value as that Cyborg guy.
     
  4. Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    I should turn this into a kid bashing thread.
     
  5. IAC :^)

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    What kind of sofa?
     
  6. genecop Gold Belt

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    They smell also..
     
  7. Sampsonsimpson Brown Belt

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    Tell me about it, all these years and they're still falling for the ol' Astro van and a bag of skittles routine.
     
  8. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    I found footage of TS throwing his sofa.

     
  9. DIABOLUS Banned Banned

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    Kids are dumb because they think that PS4, Xbox One, and having 720 Pokemon is the coolest thing ever. They better recognize that SNES, N64, and the original 151 Pokemon is where it's at. Kid's don't even know.
     
  10. HARRISON_3 Steel Belt

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    Is this thread about dumb sofas, or throwing kids in the air?

    I'm good either way.
     
  11. Haha kids are pretty dumb and in some ways, a lot like animals, which makes them endearing. The way they just do things and say stupid shit without thinking about it. You can judge them for their pettiness and how they care so much about trivial bullshit but most adults are also petty and care about stupid shit. We just have more expensive shit to worry about.
     
  12. weed ベルセルク

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    sofa king, stupid. duh
     
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    We don't really change as much as we'd like to think as we grow older. We're just better at hiding our baser instincts.
     
  14. weed ベルセルク

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  15. From my experience, the vast majority of adults are just big children, no matter how old. That’s not necessarily a bad thing, but you have to embrace it in a healthy way.
     
  16. odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    I think kids are angels. But make no doubt about it, there are some kids that are plain evil. Smh
     
  18. GODZILLA213 Genocide Revised

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    I have read the OP numerous times and I still can't figure out what he is trying to tell us. His Av matches up well though.
     
  19. Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    Who the fuck tries to throw a sofa and headbutt it? The thread is titled "kids are dumb" but I mean, you make a stronger case for adults being dumb tbh.
     
  20. scorpipede there's too many of us

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    throwing sofas at kids
     

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