Khabib's team says the Tiramisu was a lie

Khabib could have Tiramusi smeared all over his face and his fans would still deny it.
Same levels of delusion in believing he's the goat at LW or unofficial champion.
 
If you have to take time out of your day to defend yourself against such a small "lie" like this, then it is probably true. Why would you even want to do some PR to change the fans' opinion about such a "lie"?

All Khabib has to do is make weight and beat Barbosa, and the Tiramisu "lie" will be all but forgotten, expect among the small portion of fans who are incapable of noticing that the horse is already dead and decomposed.
People defend themselves against any lie, no matter how small.

And this meme has become very popular, so this isn’t a trivial thing at all.

I don’t know if Mendes is telling the truth, but he probably is.
 
Don't listen to those plebes above, tiramisu is the shit. If I have to make weight and there was tiramisu in front of me there will be yuge problems.
Lol where can an American get some tiramisu? I've never seen it in the super markets.
 
Lol where can an American get some tiramisu? I've never seen it in the super markets.


Really? I've seen it in the frozen food section in plenty of supermarkets both in the US and Canada.


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Lol where can an American get some tiramisu? I've never seen it in the super markets.
I can make the hell out of some dessert, and tiramisu is pretty simple to make at home (I also do a tiramisu cheesecake that's pretty amazing, if I do say so myself haha).
But you won't really find them in supermarkets here; you have to go to restaurants, cafes, etc. but it's pretty easy to find out where I am. Lots of pizza delivery places will even deliver it, although don't expect the best quality if you do that haha.
 
Khabibs team is like the Dana white of mma teams anything they say is the opposite of the truth I'm sure that fat fuck is gorging on tiramisu as we speak

Fat fuck? Sure would love to see your abs, Mr Shred

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It's always been a bad meme, because a piece of cake in a IIFYM diet has zero impact on someone's ability to make weight. They're not losing fat the week of the fight, its a dehydration cut, it was his liver and kidneys having problems that caused him to pull out, not what food he did or didn't eat.
 
Stop the tiramisinformation against Khabib :mad:
 
Khabib will be the one laughing at all the haters when he easily makes weight.

24-0 Bless
 
Tiramisu is a lie

Like many drugs, it is bound with promises it can’t and won’t keep.

It promises happiness, but only brings despair.

It promises fame and notoriety, but robs you of your respect

It promises adulation and the highest highs, but leaves you at your lowest

It makes you believe that your reality differs from the ugly truths you have forged it in to

It convinces you that you are loved and adored, but costs you the ones you hold dear

It creates a fake oasis of joy, fun, and pleasure, but none of it is real

Tiramisu IS lie, a false seductress, and fake key in to kingdom of happiness.

Tiramisu is a lie. It is. A. Lie.

Just be happy he ain’t having to give out OTPHJs to strangers to get his hands on his next fix. G’nome saying?
 
DC asked him about it on air and he said he didn't eat it. He seemed pretty genuine IMO. It is what it is.

Either way it really doesn't matter. He fucked up his weight cut regardless and caused the fans to miss a fight that we were dying to see and people were right to be pissed. I'm a Khabib fan and I was as pissed off as anybody. It was just flat out irresponsible, unprofessional and a disservice to Ferg. That shit should not be happening at this stage of his career.

But in the end Khabib fucked himself over worst of all. Hopefully he has learned from his mistake and has his shit together now so that he can put the weight issue behind him. We will find out soon enough.
 
It's always been a bad meme, because a piece of cake in a IIFYM diet has zero impact on someone's ability to make weight. They're not losing fat the week of the fight, its a dehydration cut, it was his liver and kidneys having problems that caused him to pull out, not what food he did or didn't eat.

You put carbs in and they bind water at 1:4 so you’re ducking up the dehydration. Basic diet information. Same reason fighters eat pasta and bread after weigh in.
 
They're not losing fat the week of the fight, its a dehydration cut, it was his liver and kidneys having problems that caused him to pull out,
Except that, if you eat fatty foods, you now have more weight to cut, since you now weigh more. So if you're trying to make weight, you shouldn't eat tiramisu.

See how that works?
 
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