Khabib has the most pathetic beard game in mma history

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  1. The Witcher

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    Look at this warlock

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    Stringy cat whiskers glued on with yak butter. Post your weak/strong mma beard here

    'The character of a man is judged by his beard' - some sherdog legend
     
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    LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

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    Conor in the off season

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    I’m honestly not sure if I’d describe this as weak or strong. Definitely remarkable though:
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    His hairline is straight fire though
     
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    I wouldn't fight him.
     
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    Fishmonger All Your Base Are Belong to Us

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    Sherdog: The Forum for Men to Anonymously Judge the Physical Appearance of Other Men and Act Superior
     
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    I know Louis Bolanos approves
     
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  10. BobbyHillComedian

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    No, that's this one:

    https://forum.bodybuilding.com/
     
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    Lol @ yak butter
     
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    puppybird the wasteland champ

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    He looks like a tit
     
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    BS TS. Khabib's beard be banging. You are thinking of pencil-line douchebag beards
     
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    You don't need a good beard when you've got the Nurmagomedov hairline. Conor's already receding and will look like a bald Irish plumber in a few years unless he goes to Istanbul and does a state of the art transplant with Dr. Karadeniz or Dr. Aygın. Even then there's no guarantee the follicles will take hold; the Turks are good at their jobs but they can't work miracles. That's in Allah's hands, alhamdulillah.

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    Couch Ninja The Duster King

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    Who you been fucking??
     
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    As someone with multicoloured facial hair I can kind of sympathize, although I'm not as bad. His beard isn't that patchy, there's just really blonde segments... for me blonde and red hairs are mixed in with my brown beard hairs so my beard looks less thick than it actually is.
     
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    Yo momma
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    It's because he's a Mausoleum, bro.
     
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    Oh you're right. And I got that too, WTF is that? I tell people it's because I'm part Cherokee but I really think it's because my genes suck
     

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