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Khabib: ‘Calm down. I am a professional fighter. I can break your face.’

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  1. Sakuraba7 Black Belt

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    http://www.mmamania.com/2016/12/20/...en-idiot-calm-down-or-ill-break-your-face-ufc


    Undefeated mixed martial arts (MMA) powerhouse Khabib Nurmagomedov may be a lightweight inside the Octagon, but he’s a heavyweight inside the local coffee shop.

    “The Eagle” was faced with a drunken idiot while trying to perk up with a cup of joe, and had to regulate the coffeehouse cretin with a deadly dose of logic fu.

    From his conversation with ToFight.ru (via Bloody Elbow):

    During a recent visit to Kazakhstan for a seminar and Q&A session, Khabib Nurmagomedov told a funny story about an encounter he had with a drunkard at a coffee shop in the United States.​

    "I had an incident in America. When I was standing at the cash register, there is a drunken man bothering those who stood in front of him. He stood in front of me. When he came to me, I told him ‘Calm down, I'm a professional fighter.' In the Caucasus, we do not talk and say I am a man, leave me alone. In America, I have to say it. Because if I fought there, then I would have to answer before the law. You could put me jail.

    I warned him, and he abruptly sobered up. I told him ‘I am a professional fighter. I can break your face. You have to calm down.’”


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    Kabob Bless
     
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    Khabib is always ready...

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  4. phunky Standing above all others Banned

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    lmao
     
  5. SimonNova Worship and forget

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    One of the best gif I've seen in my life. Lmfao.
     
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    He should have beat him up while yelling "Let's go with your coffee!"
     
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    Cool story, bro.
     
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    She wasn't KOd, sign her up for Invicta
     
  9. Les Vejtibals Brown Belt

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    Holy shit!
     
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    LOL at the nerds in here impressed by that fake GIF.
     
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    He ray rice'd her.
     
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    that bum would get decision'd to oblivion
     
  13. emmstein Black Belt with these balls

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    i just read that in a russian accent
     
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    " calm down. Im a professional fighter. I can break your insomnia"
     
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    K.o via slam
     
  16. tricky92 Green Belt

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    This response, and then one ahead of this literally had me LOL'ing.
     
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    Kebab would just wrestle him
    He cant punch
     
  18. Sakuraba7 Black Belt

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    But he can do this

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    Little known fact, that drunk ahead of him was Matt Serra.
     
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    He sure showed her who wears the pants in that house...
     

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