This was originally arkridge's thread, and I merged it with the Jimmy Kimmel thread because, first, the paparazzi were harassing him over Jimmy Kimmel, and second, the paparazzi video has been taken down from YouTube by the time I saw the thread. Ace of Spade re-posted a fresh YouTube video, so I tried re-splitting the threads, but I totally botched that. For now, I'm re-posting the thread here with the new video and arkridge's original OP in quotes below. My bad, guys. Lesson learned. Hopefully some of my fellow blues can help me sort out that mess: restore ark's original thread, and merge it with Ace's update.