Kamaru Usman Wants To Be A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR??

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  1. TSexy Blue Belt

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    This had me ROFL.

    Not because of the profession marriage counsler. God knows many couples need those. But because it was so honest an unexpected.

    If I ever gonna need a marriage counsler - the UFC welterweight champ is my guy ⭐️

     
  2. DeathStroke Purple Belt

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    What if he only goes 30% effort on his counseling though? You really want to bet your marriage on that?
     
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    Go away allready usman he's so annoying
     
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    Client - "Kamaru, my marriage is falling apart and I don't have a clue what to do to save it"

    Usman - "Doooo Summin!"
     
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    He could have saved the marriage of Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson.
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    I’m glad I don’t need a marriage councillor. My wife and I are boys...
     
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    Sounds like a boring ass job. Suits his personality though.
     
  9. TSexy Blue Belt

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    After making 250 mio dollars... Sooo, probably not happening soon.
     
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  11. DS66 Brown Belt

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    I believe the correct term is "husband" in this scenario.
     
  12. Nate banged my mom Brown Belt

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    Id assume he’d recommend “fake it til you make it” as it worked well for him
     
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    Nah its a woman. Don’t let the moustache fool you..
     
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    You choose to open threads about him and to look for stories about him.
     
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    REMOVE THE CLIT!
     
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    Marriage counselor? Shit I wanna be a billionaire, but hey.. You do you.
     
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    Me :My husband and I fight too much Usman. I don't know what to do.
    UFC WW champ: Have you tried a double leg?
     
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    He makes a good sleeping pill, though his performances are tough to swallow
     

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