Kamaru Usman Wants To Be A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR??

This had me ROFL.

Not because of the profession marriage counsler. God knows many couples need those. But because it was so honest an unexpected.

If I ever gonna need a marriage counsler - the UFC welterweight champ is my guy ⭐️

 

What if he only goes 30% effort on his counseling though? You really want to bet your marriage on that?

 

Go away allready usman he's so annoying

 

Client - "Kamaru, my marriage is falling apart and I don't have a clue what to do to save it"

Usman - "Doooo Summin!"

 

He could have saved the marriage of Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson.

 

I’m glad I don’t need a marriage councillor. My wife and I are boys...

 

Sounds like a boring ass job. Suits his personality though.

 

After making 250 mio dollars... Sooo, probably not happening soon.

 

I believe the correct term is "husband" in this scenario.

 

Id assume he’d recommend “fake it til you make it” as it worked well for him

 

Nah its a woman. Don’t let the moustache fool you..

 

yes,
I made a thread about that and a poll , please add your vote
https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/kamaru-marriage-counselor-or-the-nigerian-nightmare.4075281

 

You choose to open threads about him and to look for stories about him.

 

REMOVE THE CLIT!

 

Marriage counselor? Shit I wanna be a billionaire, but hey.. You do you.

 

Me :My husband and I fight too much Usman. I don't know what to do.
UFC WW champ: Have you tried a double leg?

 

He makes a good sleeping pill, though his performances are tough to swallow