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Media Kamaru , Marriage Counselor or The Nigerian Nightmare ?

Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by tonil, Jan 31, 2020.

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Nickname for Kamaru should be

  1. Marriage Counselor

    63.3%
  2. The Nigerian Nightmare

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  1. tonil Red Card

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  2. GrayArea Brown Belt

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    Neither...it’s Marty from Nebraska

    Ben askrens greatest UFC accomplishment ^^ coining that name
     
  3. Hatuwkoi Green Belt

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    Should be The Crotch Magnet.
     
  4. 1 vote - me, i voted "the nigerian nightmare"
     
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    Future WW GOAT
     
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    Funniest thing at my buddys house his wife who never watches ufc asked why he has a nigerian flag if he talks like an american.
     
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    So she doesn't understand how a person can immigrate from one country to another but still care about the country they immigrated from? Or is it that she doesn't understand that it's possible for a Nigerian to learn English?
     
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    Funniest thing about him. I feel like he would gain so many fans and actually improve his post fighting career options if he changes to “the marriage counselor”
     
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    he should stand behind america and proud of the country that gave him this opportunity or go back from whence ye came
     
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    I think your buddy might have married an idiot.
     
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    With all the fan hate I’d have to coin him as “The New Matt Hughes”

    the way Usman gets so much hate from fans reminds me soooooooo much of Matt Hughes when he was champion
     
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    Usman's success in life is due entirely to his insane work ethic. He would've been a success anywhere.
     
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    I'm guessing he didn't marry her for her intellectual prowess.
     
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    Marty (pick your favorite one) Snoozeman, Who?man, Fakenewsman, Nebraskan Nightmare.
     
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    I listened to the JRE, martys a genuine guy. Im all in as fan
     
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    Your buddy's wife doesn't sound like the sharpest tool in the shed.
     
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    Just Marty in itself is hilarious...
     

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