Justin Gaethje would be 10x more popular if name was Justin Gates

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

And could sell insurance if he changed it to
Justin Case.

 

[Haj01]

Then just imagine if his name was Justin Credible

 

[Haifisch]

Would've been 350x more popular if name was Floyd McGregor.

 

[Captain Herb]

Imagine how fast he'd be if his name was Justin Gatlin.

He'd be even faster as Justin Gay and could play football as well

 

[Captain Herb]

Justin Gage would accurately describe his fighting style

 

[Black Paladin]

0 / 10

She busted that "Giada de Laurentis" alien cranium, didn't she?

 

[TUFNewb]

He should go into porn and change his name to Justin Girthy.

 

[cakemuncher]

Justin Time

 

[The Reed]

TS has never heard of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

[Vulcan]

Justin Gaethje is half mexican he should take his moms last name and be known as Justin Sanchez

 

[King Joffery]

He should change his surname to Credible.

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

lol I always refer to him as Justin on here, his surname is very confusing to spell, even though its not a lot of letters. I sometimes copy/paste his name too in threads.

 

[MPD-Psycho]

Yup, I know. WiFi password names are annoying.

Justin “Hell’s” Gates has a ring to it.

Either way you can short him as JHG.

 

[Heavy Hands]

To become infinitely more popular It should become non-binary and change name to Justin gaycheese.
There's scope for a potential superfight with the cuban arch nemesis gaycheesus.

 

[THEGOATOFMMA]

Dumbest thread of the year.
Ban worthy.

 

[Superior]

Should be Justin Credible.

 

[beastman]

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

WME has the ability to give fighters custom, trademarked names. It'll happen sooner or later, just ask former HW champ Steve Myerson

 

[MMAart]

He became a University Professor: https://newfaculty.uchicago.edu/page/dam-thanh-son

"He received his PhD in physics in 1995 from the Institute for Nuclear
Research in Moscow, Russian Federation. He subsequently held postdoctoral appointments at the University of Washington and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and a faculty appointment at Columbia University."​

Damn son!

 

[g*r*b]

Schwarzenegger and Kardashian have proven that the complexity of the name and the vowel count doesn't matter. Especially today, where your individuality is your currency - your flaws and weirdness is your path to fame.

Another example is that you made this thread. About his surname. And we're all talking about it now.

Too simple a name may even be a hindrance, unless you're an extreme talent like Jon Jones. I find it almost impossible to remember anything about Michael Johnson and Anthony Smith, just because their names are so commonplace. It's like the names are so worn smooth my mind slips right over them.