Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

Barnicle Bukkake

 

but when i do it @ teh pool i get arrested

 

The ocean is just one big bathroom anyway.

It's all a matter of perspective.

If a whale took a dump in your bed, you'd be like "Fuck that, I'm sleeping on the couch!".

But a whale takes a dump in the ocean and you're like "Surfs up dude!".

I, mean, not you, literally. I don't know you. The collective "you".

 

I've tried this and dont see the pleasure in spremcasting.
Overrated imo

 

what do you expect them to do? crawl out of the water and have sex on the beach?

 

Water water everywhere but not a drop to drink.

 

letting the cards fall where they may




bro

 

Clearly you underestimate my capacity for sleeping in whale feces.

 

I think they need to grow longer penises...but that's my solution to everything.

 

So who's hungry for some sushi?

 

I'm sorry. I meant the collective "you" that excludes hohner.

 

Coral do this too, lots of footage of it, clouds of sperm.

 

That's more like it.

whale caca > sperm clouds

 

Brazzers.

Seriously.

 

Ejaculocean

 

You should have a kid's show!

 

This is nothing new, lots of ocean creatures use this method. I have a Crocea clam that over 7 years has blew it's load 3 times now, it makes a mess of your tank.