Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

[tsuifuku]

Barnicle Bukkake

Barnacles, already famous for having the longest penises in the animal kingdom (relative to size), have another reproductive quirk.

The Pacific gooseneck barnacle is the first species of ocean-dwelling arthropods

 

[CaSe]

but when i do it @ teh pool i get arrested

 

[Nnedd]

The ocean is just one big bathroom anyway.

It's all a matter of perspective.

If a whale took a dump in your bed, you'd be like "Fuck that, I'm sleeping on the couch!".

But a whale takes a dump in the ocean and you're like "Surfs up dude!".

I, mean, not you, literally. I don't know you. The collective "you".

 

[Uptown Swinger]

I've tried this and dont see the pleasure in spremcasting.
Overrated imo

 

[Bolshevik***]

what do you expect them to do? crawl out of the water and have sex on the beach?

 

[Caution]

Water water everywhere but not a drop to drink.

 

[CaSe]

I've tried this and dont see the pleasure in spremcasting.
Overrated imo

letting the cards fall where they may




bro

 

[hohner]

The ocean is just one big bathroom anyway.

It's all a matter of perspective.

If a whale took a dump in your bed, you'd be like "Fuck that, I'm sleeping on the couch!".

But a whale takes a dump in the ocean and you're like "Surfs up dude!".

I, mean, not you, literally. I don't know you. The collective "you".

Clearly you underestimate my capacity for sleeping in whale feces.

 

[tsuifuku]

what do you expect them to do? crawl out of the water and have sex on the beach?

I think they need to grow longer penises...but that's my solution to everything.

 

[Rhood]

So who's hungry for some sushi?

 

[Nnedd]

Clearly you underestimate my capacity for sleeping in whale feces.

I'm sorry. I meant the collective "you" that excludes hohner.

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

Coral do this too, lots of footage of it, clouds of sperm.

 

[hohner]

I'm sorry. I meant the collective "you" that excludes hohner.

That's more like it.

whale caca > sperm clouds

 

[Diktaattori]

Brazzers.

Seriously.

 

[Michaelangelo]

Ejaculocean

 

[Yompton]

The ocean is just one big bathroom anyway.

It's all a matter of perspective.

If a whale took a dump in your bed, you'd be like "Fuck that, I'm sleeping on the couch!".

But a whale takes a dump in the ocean and you're like "Surfs up dude!".

I, mean, not you, literally. I don't know you. The collective "you".

You should have a kid's show!

 

[jefferz]

This is nothing new, lots of ocean creatures use this method. I have a Crocea clam that over 7 years has blew it's load 3 times now, it makes a mess of your tank.

 

[Blitz55]

clouds of sperm.