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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

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  1. tsuifuku Black Belt

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    Barnicle Bukkake

     
  2. CaSe Brown Belt

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    but when i do it @ teh pool i get arrested o_O
     
  3. Nnedd Centaur Booty Belt

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    The ocean is just one big bathroom anyway.

    It's all a matter of perspective.

    If a whale took a dump in your bed, you'd be like "Fuck that, I'm sleeping on the couch!".

    But a whale takes a dump in the ocean and you're like "Surfs up dude!".

    I, mean, not you, literally. I don't know you. The collective "you".
     
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    I've tried this and dont see the pleasure in spremcasting.
    Overrated imo
     
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    what do you expect them to do? crawl out of the water and have sex on the beach?
     
  6. Caution If at first you don't succeed, move to China

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    Water water everywhere but not a drop to drink.
     
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    letting the cards fall where they may




    bro
     
  8. hohner Titanium Belt

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    Clearly you underestimate my capacity for sleeping in whale feces.
     
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    I think they need to grow longer penises...but that's my solution to everything.
     
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    So who's hungry for some sushi?
     
  11. Nnedd Centaur Booty Belt

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    I'm sorry. I meant the collective "you" that excludes hohner.
     
  12. Zookeeper Gabe Animal Feces Engineer

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    Coral do this too, lots of footage of it, clouds of sperm.
     
  13. hohner Titanium Belt

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    That's more like it.

    whale caca > sperm clouds
     
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    Brazzers.

    Seriously.
     
  15. Michaelangelo Okay USA Platinum Member

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    Ejaculocean
     
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    You should have a kid's show!
     
  17. jefferz Steel Belt

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    This is nothing new, lots of ocean creatures use this method. I have a Crocea clam that over 7 years has blew it's load 3 times now, it makes a mess of your tank.
     
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