Just read something pretty disturbing re: self defense

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Apparently grappling can get you killed: Street Grappling, A Recipe For Disaster - Ironlife Magazine Issue #7

Nevermind that in my recent encounter ( http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f12/grappling-streets-ufc-124-a-1464878/ ) if he had succeeded with that takedown who knows what would have happened. And if I had been purely a striker he surely would have succeeded, imo.

Look at the scenarios there. Particularly this though:

Fantasy scenario 3 - Mr. BJJ just can't seem to stay out of trouble, he's been hanging out in the park minding his own business, when the local tough guy in a bid to prove his stupidity challenges him to a fight - one on one, winner gets the respect or lack there of. Mr. BJJ is delighted. One on one, and on grass, this is perfect for him. Now he can go for that ultra cool flying triangle he's been practicing that ought to raise some pulses.

Mr. BJJ begins to takeoff his jacket in preparation for the bout, and gets blindsided by his opponent. A wrestlers take down follows (or a tackle to the layman) No biggy here. Our hero pulls guard and begins to work for a triangle choke. Sadly his opponent instead of playing by the rules and passing out like a good boy decides to jam his thumb in Mr. BJJ's eye. Our hero is forced to relinquish the choke in order to save his sight. While tackling the eye gouge issue Mr. BJJ becomes aware of a new sensation, his opponent has grabbed his nut sack and is squeezing. All semblance of technique is lost. Frantic to retain his balls Mr. BJJ rolls into the fetal position (or fatal position in this case) Head stomps ensue......oh dear.


Nevermind that the flying triangle bullshit is a huge leap. He's stretching so far he makes goatse man look like an amateur. Just forget that part.

What I really don't get is why dude is taking off his jacket. I'd want to keep the ezekiel open, not to mention protect my arms from whatever might be on the ground, even if it's grass.

Or how a dude is gonna thumb your eye from inside a triangle and not get either put to sleep or his arm broken. Passing out isn't a "rule", it's fuckin' biology.

Then when the eye gouge does happen - for whatever reason he lets go of the choke. Why? I don't need to see to squeeze. Nevermind that I can rip at this guy's eyes too, and unlike me, while he's inside the triangle he has no hip control and nowhere to go. (See Silva's elbows vs lutter as example)

So he lets go and now the guy grabs his nutsack somehow.....from where? Is he inside the guard now? Or is this some sort of loose open guard? I don't follow.

And then, after the ball grab he rolls into the fetal position...first I don't think that is going to remove a hand from your nutsack. Second I am guessing turtle would be preferred to going fetal (sorry Brock)

And how do you go from being behind some guy grabbing his nuts to landing head stomps? By the time you get to your feet he should be following you into a single or double leg imo.

Insanity.
 
You don't understand the streets man. Hit a blackbelt once and he's a brown belt, hit him twice and he's a purppppp....zzzz
 
the author of the article suffers from the straw man fallacy
 
Anytime someone makes an assumption about a self defense scenario, I write him off immediately. Those things are way too unpredictable to make any definitive assumptions about how things will go down.

Maybe there will be multiple attackers -- maybe there won't. Maybe the guy will be high on PCP -- maybe he won't. You just can't assume any of those points that he so easily assumes in his article.

Certain martial arts are more useful in other situations than others. That is why it's important to be well rounded and adaptable. But that is just basic knowledge and only the truly conceited can take such a simple fact and present it as a profound revelation.
 
Anytime someone makes an assumption about a self defense scenario, I write him off immediately. Those things are way too unpredictable to make any definitive assumptions about how things will go down.

Maybe there will be multiple attackers -- maybe there won't. Maybe the guy will be high on PCP -- maybe he won't. You just can't assume any of those points that he so easily assumes in his article.

Certain martial arts are more useful in other situations than others. That is why it's important to be well rounded and adaptable. But that is just basic knowledge and only the truly conceited can take such a simple fact and present it as a profound revelation.

yeah what i got from the article... when you get in a fight it will be against a knife wielding PCP'd addicted with 15 buddies, and the ground you're standing on is covered with lava, glass, and HIV infected needles. did i miss anything here?
 
On the eye gouge subject, he can only really attempt to do this with his arm that is inside the triangle which coincidentally is the arm I'm trying to control. THE SECOND he unframes his inner arm, I'm dragging it across his body to finish the choke or straightening it, bringing the leg over, and finishing an armlock.

I don't know if this guy has ever been in the triangle of anyone half decent, but straightening your arm for an eye gouge is the last thing you want to do.
 
Look I aint going to give you the eHardman bullshit because I'm sure there's people that have been in a lot more street fights than me, but I've seen and been in a few nasty situations (including being on the recieving end of a 20v5 riot/beatdown).

- Untrained people don't have good take downs and more importantly, they don't know what to do when they hit the floor, leaving them open to sweeps and/or control.

- Thankfully, I've never seen eye gouging. This is a fast way to jail and is blatent excessive force in all but the most life threatening of situations.

- Headstomping I have seen, frankly, and it wasn't pleasant. It was also 3-4 people kicking one guy. Luckily the he covered up fairly well and people intervened. This is also a fast way to seriously fucking someone up (brain damage, death) and a jail term.

- A triangle would be the last thing on any BJJers list UNLESS they literally set it up for you. It's far more likely that you go for an arm / sweep / sit or stand up.

And nutsack grabbing wtf I cba to even answer that.
 
ANYONE can make up a story and put up what if's..here is mine:

The author or "self dense" article walks into his double wide to find me having a 4 some with his sister, mother and wife. While he stands stunned for a moment I take my freshly used condom off and use it as a mace to hit him in the mouth. As he chokes on latex and fluids I scoop him up with a double leg and slam him head first onto his bedroom floor, breaking his neck. I then return to the 3 delighted ladies and continue my ground and pound session!


See how easy that was?
 
Ignorant article from 2004.

Haters gonna hate.

Move on and train . . .
 
ANYONE can make up a story and put up what if's..here is mine:

The author or "self dense" article walks into his double wide to find me having a 4 some with his sister, mother and wife. While he stands stunned for a moment I take my freshly used condom off and use it as a mace to hit him in the mouth. As he chokes on latex and fluids I scoop him up with a double leg and slam him head first onto his bedroom floor, breaking his neck. I then return to the 3 delighted ladies and continue my ground and pound session!


See how easy that was?

that made my day! and it's my birthday today LOL
 
ANYONE can make up a story and put up what if's..here is mine:

The author or "self dense" article walks into his double wide to find me having a 4 some with his sister, mother and wife. While he stands stunned for a moment I take my freshly used condom off and use it as a mace to hit him in the mouth. As he chokes on latex and fluids I scoop him up with a double leg and slam him head first onto his bedroom floor, breaking his neck. I then return to the 3 delighted ladies and continue my ground and pound session!


See how easy that was?

Lol
 
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Eye gouge ? Nate says no...
 
These guys just bug the shit out of me.

They've always been around. They always will be.

The only difference is that before 1993, they used to argue about stuff like whether a ninja or a samurai would win in a fight. Now they argue about whether or not an MMA champion could beat two construction workers in a lava pit.
 
So with multiple attackers I'm supposed to back myself into a corner so I don't get blind sided, but now I can be surrounded by 2-3 people? Why couldn't a bjj guy take somebody down, then stand right back up to kick him in the head?

I especially don't like people pointing out that people can fight dirty, so bjj isn't effective. I can fight as dirty as anybody else. In fact I've been taught the dirty moves.
 
Apparently TS missed the part where every BJJ guy has absolutely 0 takedown defense, or any fighting skill outside of pulling guard and throwing up desperate sub attempts. Also, all fights take place on pavement, most likely covered in broken glass and used condoms/needles...and every opponent is a D-1 wrestling champion or an Olympic judoka.

Everyone knows this.
 
Sorry for stating what to most of us is obvious, but part of this grab-the-balls, gouge-the-eyes solution to grappling is just laziness. You can teach people alleged self defense without having to really train. I'm sure the molester dude knows that the woman he attacks has two or three ideas for attack--kick balls, poke eyes, mace, or she might just try to run. he'd have to be a moron to not know this. If she throws him on his head on the other hand, he may be surprised. Of course you have to actually know what you are doing and train instead of talking about ball grabbing all day to teach things like that.

He talks about the throws, but the whole ball thing is usually a cop out. I agree about the stay on your feet thing, but what if you are down? That's where guys like this just don't want to really train apparently.
 
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Anytime someone makes an assumption about a self defense scenario, I write him off immediately. Those things are way too unpredictable to make any definitive assumptions about how things will go down.

Maybe there will be multiple attackers -- maybe there won't. Maybe the guy will be high on PCP -- maybe he won't. You just can't assume any of those points that he so easily assumes in his article.

Certain martial arts are more useful in other situations than others. That is why it's important to be well rounded and adaptable. But that is just basic knowledge and only the truly conceited can take such a simple fact and present it as a profound revelation.

Good post.

I agree.

I hate all the talk of "you can't take him down because his buddies will kick you", "you can't use the guard because there will be broken glass on the ground", "you can't take him down because he wrestled/played football in high school", "you can't punch him because you'll break your hand", "you can't kick him because there won't be enough room"....

I feel like telling these people maybe he has a Glock and nothing you know will work and he'll shoot you in the head.
 
Look at the scenarios there. Particularly this though:

Fantasy scenario 3 - Mr. BJJ just can't seem to stay out of trouble, he's been hanging out in the park minding his own business...

...


After the first senario you know he's just making it up. Obviously the girlfriend will be kicking you in the head for messing with her man.
 
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