Just met Overeem in Las Vegas

If you met Overeem and didn't work "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse." into the conversation somehow, then you missed an opportunity.
 
I had an entirely other experience.

I ran into him in a Dunkin Donuts, and he was buying a box of cream filled donuts.

"Getting some Overcream for Overeem?" I joked confidently.

He gave me the stink eye, shaked his head, turned around and muttered "unbelievable".

I ran after him and asked if I could touch his muscles, and then dug my fingers into his bicep from behind.

He then grabbed me in the clinch and fed me 5 straight knees in the mouth.

Can't really remember what happened after that or for 3-4 months, but the guy seemed like a total asshole in my opinion.

I'd root for Stipe but he beat the shit out of me in an Arby's once, but that's a whole different story.
Funny dude.
 
I had an entirely other experience.

I ran into him in a Dunkin Donuts, and he was buying a box of cream filled donuts.

"Getting some Overcream for Overeem?" I joked confidently.

He gave me the stink eye, shaked his head, turned around and muttered "unbelievable".

I ran after him and asked if I could touch his muscles, and then dug my fingers into his bicep from behind.

He then grabbed me in the clinch and fed me 5 straight knees in the mouth.

Can't really remember what happened after that or for 3-4 months, but the guy seemed like a total asshole in my opinion.

I'd root for Stipe but he beat the shit out of me in an Arby's once, but that's a whole different story.

Man, it's amazing how these million dollar athletes like to eat at fast-food joints
 
Was eating at Burgr in the Planet Hollywood hotel when my brother was like "dude, that's Overeem!" He was about five feet away from us. He was with a blonde. My brother got up and went to shake his hand when he heard Overeem tell the blonde, "See, I told you I had fans"

Was definitely thinner than you'd expect but the dude looked great. Says he guarantees a finish of Stipe. Walked away telling me, my brothers and friends "bon appetite!"

Reem was a pretty cool dude. But I'll still be rooting for Stone Cold Stipe

You traitor.
 
Or a black chick
Lol he actually wanted to make it sound believable. I might be more inclined to believe that you saw Bigfoot, Loch Ness monster or the Chupacabra. We all know 99.9% of all pro athletes go non-black as their main chick. Look at most of the black athletes go probably white women, asian/latin/euro/mixed, light skinned black, Down Low, Jason Collins, then black women.
 
Should have injected him with some horse meat when he wasn't looking
 
wtf is a euro burger?
There is no such thing as a damn euroburger...

a burger is a delicious AMERICAN invention...

it could feed 100 skinny brazillians and turn them into jose aldos within a year...
 
Rude man just let the guy eat his horse meat next time In peace
 
I know reem personally,.. Im the one who supplies the horsemeat
 
TS lied. Reem was hanging out with me that time
 
Did you get a good touch at his horse meat?
 
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