Just laid on an actual bed for the first time in almost a year

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its crazy how when you go with out something for so long you truly forget what you are missing out on and just get accustomed to your situation.

when I moved into this house I just got rid of my bed as I didn't feel like taking apart the frame and the mattress was old anyways. so I bought an air mattress until I felt like buying a real bed again. This did the trick for maybe 2 weeks before my cat's claws punctured it and I started waking up sunken all the way down to the floor.

since then I said "fuck it" and just started laying and sleeping on a pile of pillows and blankets all thrown into a big pile, on top of a memory foam pad. and thats how its been for probably almost a year.

I started having an awful time getting out of my "bed" in the morning. my body just screaming in agony at the soreness until I got up and started moving around.

Just now I decided to air up the mattress and attempt to find the puncture(s). I did! and patched it up. When I laid on it for the first time in forever, my body erupted in a wave of pure euphoria. I simply couldnt believe how good it feels and that I have been sleeping on the god damn floor for as long as I have.

the end.

no Im not poor
 
Did you not consider sleeping in the cats bed? Uncomfortably sure, but you know........to teach it a lesson.
 
I bought an air mattress for the back of my suburban a month ago for a camping trip and instantly loved it.

Always slept on the ground, cot, tree boughs, etc when camping before. Night and day difference.
 
JabToucher said:
Did you not consider sleeping in the cats bed? Uncomfortably sure, but you know........to teach it a lesson.
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he sleeps where I sleep, doesnt have his own bed. Im going to enjoy the hell out of myself sleeping on air until he pops it again!
 
I slept in a closet for years.
Followed by a blanket on the floor.
Only to finally get a real bed a few years back.
The feeling was indescribable, I get you TS.
 
Come on son you know that sounds poor.

Cheap and lazy at best.
 
Clementine said:
I slept in a closet for years.
Followed by a blanket on the floor.
Only to finally get a real bed a few years back.
The feeling was indescribable, I get you TS.
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thats where my bed pile is! in an extra large walk in closet! its kind of cozy in there to be honest, I can close the door and feel like I'm locked away in a secure hideaway room.

I might try to inflate the air mattress in there if it will fit

IndyCovaHart said:
Come on son you know that sounds poor.

Cheap and lazy at best.
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I know it sounds poor but I'm just conservative with my money. you know thinking about retirement early. its a top of the line air mattress tho! set me back over $160!
 
I read "Just got laid on an actual bed for the first time in almost a year"
Needless to say that this story let me dowb
 
Man, fuck that. I’ve spent too many nights without a bed to ever actually choose to not have one.

Falling asleep drunk in my recliner is a good substitute, though.
 
IloveTHIS said:
is he gonna say I sound poor pls no I already said Im not
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I’m sorry, bro. The call has been made. You will now be subject to an unoriginal old sherdog meme that should have died with the likes of Thick, Solid, Tight.
 
I have gone without a bed for a couple of years. I sleep in a bed now though.

Never slept on a air mattress for any length of time. But they sound awsome.
 
I don't want to be derivative.... but damn TS, you one poor sounding motherfucker
 
In other words, you haven’t got laid in almost a year as well... truly sad
 
Ive always wished I could cut it sleeping on stone. Soft generation.
 
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