Just installed a bidet on my toilet

[SuwoopBangin]

Feels great. Very clean. What do I do once I've sprayed my butthole? Just sit there? It's all wet.

 

[GSP_37]

Let your undies absorb the residue.

 

[Sycho Sid]

Feels great. Very clean. What do I do once I've sprayed my butthole? Just sit there? It's all wet.

How difficult was it to install?

I am getting my bathroom renovated and my fat ass deserves only the best

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

If you are a rich sheik, you can pay some insta-thots to lick the water off your ass.

 

[SuwoopBangin]

How difficult was it to install?

I am getting my bathroom renovated and my fat ass deserves only the best

Took ten minutes, was very easy. Remove the seat, install an adapter, replace seat.

 

[Sycho Sid]

Took ten minutes, was very easy. Remove the seat, install an adapter, replace seat.

I may actually be able to do that.

 

[Bald1]

I may actually be able to do that.

Turn off the water first. You'd be surprised how often people forget.

 

[-Magua-]

Say your favorite mantra.
It will be much more effective in sync with your pure, unhindered & receptive state of being.

Take heed, has to be done within 33 seconds of finishing spray.

Clean butthole Clean Mind Clean Intention

 

[Squintz]

Lucky you clean anal.

 

[TheTickG]

Feels great. Very clean. What do I do once I've sprayed my butthole? Just sit there? It's all wet.

You wipe.

 

[genecop]

Ours have dryers, where did you get yours Home Dopey?

 

[SuwoopBangin]

You wipe.

But that defeats the entire purpose

 

[Texan6533]

I’ve been on the fence about one, but I’ve been told by multiple people that they’re life changing, so I might look into it....

 

[DaleBoca]

All you need is the “Ass Blaster” for your shower head.

 

[TheTickG]

But that defeats the entire purpose

No it doesn't. The purpose is to be cleaner afterwards, not too replace toilet paper entirely.

 

[Plutoburn]

But that defeats the entire purpose

You use less toilet paper just to dry yourself compare to having to wipe your butt with shit stains. Imagine just wipe yourself with a dry towel comparing to rinsing yourself with water, would you say the purpose is defeated because you still have to dry yourself afterward?

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

 

[Oeshon]

Welcome to the winning team

 

[badascan]

You shake it off, dummy...

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

But that defeats the entire purpose

if you think about it, it kind of creates a whole new purpose