Just had trippy dream involving Trump

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  1. MadSquabbles500

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    Just had a mad odd, trippy dream with Trump in it yo

    Please interpret it for me

    It is autumn in NY, and I am in some mansion in a rural area. Trump is going to give some big speech, and MSM and everybody is there. I am dressed formally, but I look like a douche and am unkempt in dress shirt, pants, jacket, and tie. There is this big kitchen, and has a toilet in the corner, but its just out in the open. I start to drop number two in it. Trump walks up to me, and checks me. He examines my clothing while I am sitting on the toilet, and starts adjusting things, and tells me, never to let "them" see me like this.

    Well the speech is starting, and I am up in front but my tie is not tied. I am frantically trying to tie, but I cant remember how, and am bumbling the whole time. My mom finally ties it for me, and looks at me in shame. Then apparently I have this little ball in my hands, and I start throwing it against my own balls while I am sitting up in front during Trumps speech. Then I am outside by this food truck, and some street dude walks up to me and ask if I am ok. I am perplexed, and then he mentions me pegging myself in the balls. I am a bit surprised when I realized MSM must have shown me on Nat TV busting my ballz.

    So what does this mean? Seriously I had this dream this morning.
     
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    It means ur gay
     
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    Gay for Trump.
     
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    I think this is about me being an underachiever, and my shameless behavior when I was younger, plus my inability to play the "game" that has probably kept me out the upper economic social circles that I have had opportunities to join.

    The suit represents that upper economic social circles, and my inability to look comfortable in that suit is my ineptitude. Me using the toilet in the kitchen, and not tying my tie properly is the shameless behavior that probably ensured my banishment from these social circles.

    I often times beat myself over thinking if I should have done things differently, and is representing by throwing a ball against my balls. I now often eat at food trucks/ street carts, and that guy represents the social circle I am in.

    Trump is pretty much what I think I should be. A guy rich guy, that is not status quo, even if he is putting up a front. Currently he is representing a rich guy who is not status quo. I know I am not gay.
     
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    Bet the first thing you did was check for any orange around your anal cavity.
     
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    Not sure why but I read all this in Dennis voice from "Its always sunny in Philadelphia"
     
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    According to my expert opinion, your homosexual tendencies are manifesting themselves in your dreams.
     
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