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Just had my tonsils and beard removed, ask me anything

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  1. ssBaldy Russian belt

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    So today I got my tonsils removed due to constant inflammation and side effects on my joints, my knees and elbows were getting fucked up.
    I feel like I was fucked in the throat with barbed wire, but what's even worse, they had to shave my beard to do the procedure.
     
  2. A.A. Riggs Musta Caught Herself by Surprise

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    I read that as "toenails" and was like, Jesus Christ, what reality show are you on?
     
  3. syct23 ...ElipsisBelt... Yellow Card

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    Haha

    Fucked in the throat!!

    Good stuff, carry on.
     
  4. Cole train Gold Belt

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    Hope sergei gave you some vodka before pulling tonsils out with plyers
     
  5. ssBaldy Russian belt

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    Judging by the fact it was an intraveinous injection I think it was heroin
     
  6. Dinotective Banned Banned

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    Damn. Beard surgery sounds brutal.
     
  7. A.A. Riggs Musta Caught Herself by Surprise

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  8. Beaver Brownlee Cunt punter Banned

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    You'll meet a new beard I'm sure.
    If not just come out.
     
  9. HARRISON_3 Steel Belt

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    How has your outlook on life changed since the surgery?
     
  10. mb23100 Steel Belt

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    You can buy a fake beard until the real one grows back

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  11. Cool Hand Luke Cool Hand (Just the Flu)ke

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    RIP beardy
     
  12. ssBaldy Russian belt

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    I am ever grateful for my rather high pain tolerance. I very much hope that this will solve the joint side-effects so I can lift heavy again.
    Seeing myself without a beard makes me think I should lose 25 lbs instead of 15.
     
  13. Leonard Haid Minimalist Living the Illusory Dream

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    Did the doctor advise you to eat ice cream? Did you get ice cream at the clinic?
     
  14. supnmunm Brown Belt

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    I feel you bro. They had to shave my pubes when I had an appendectomy. It's not fair.
     
  15. I am your real dad I am surrounded by NERDs !!!

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    Hope you fell better.
    Sorry to hear about the loss of your beard.
     
  16. breadfighter Toiling in underground sugar caves

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    Pics or gtfo
     
  17. rocketskates (Cancel) Culture Club

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    At least they didn’t shave your bootyhole
     
  18. chickenlip Navy blue belt

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    Did you eat ice cream until you fell into a diabetic coma?
     
  19. mooseman17 Black Belt

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    My condolences on the wife
     
  20. Did they let you take your beard home in a jar?
     

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