Just had my tonsils and beard removed, ask me anything

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  1. ssBaldy

    ssBaldy Russian belt

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    So today I got my tonsils removed due to constant inflammation and side effects on my joints, my knees and elbows were getting fucked up.
    I feel like I was fucked in the throat with barbed wire, but what's even worse, they had to shave my beard to do the procedure.
     
  2. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    I read that as "toenails" and was like, Jesus Christ, what reality show are you on?
     
  3. syct23

    syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    Haha

    Fucked in the throat!!

    Good stuff, carry on.
     
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  4. Cole train

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    Hope sergei gave you some vodka before pulling tonsils out with plyers
     
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  5. ssBaldy

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    Judging by the fact it was an intraveinous injection I think it was heroin
     
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    Dinotective Banned Banned

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    Damn. Beard surgery sounds brutal.
     
  7. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    Beaver Brownlee Cunt punter Banned

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    You'll meet a new beard I'm sure.
    If not just come out.
     
  9. HARRISON_3

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    How has your outlook on life changed since the surgery?
     
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    You can buy a fake beard until the real one grows back

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  11. Kühle Hand Luke

    Kühle Hand Luke Mr. Cool Hand Luke Ice

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    RIP beardy
     
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  12. ssBaldy

    ssBaldy Russian belt

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    I am ever grateful for my rather high pain tolerance. I very much hope that this will solve the joint side-effects so I can lift heavy again.
    Seeing myself without a beard makes me think I should lose 25 lbs instead of 15.
     
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  13. Leonard Haid

    Leonard Haid Minimalist Living the Illusory Dream

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    Did the doctor advise you to eat ice cream? Did you get ice cream at the clinic?
     
  14. supnmunm

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    I feel you bro. They had to shave my pubes when I had an appendectomy. It's not fair.
     
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  15. I am your real dad

    I am your real dad I am surrounded by NERDs !!!

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    Hope you fell better.
    Sorry to hear about the loss of your beard.
     
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  16. breadfighter

    breadfighter Toiling in underground sugar caves

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    Pics or gtfo
     
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    At least they didn’t shave your bootyhole
     
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    Did you eat ice cream until you fell into a diabetic coma?
     
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    My condolences on the wife
     
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  20. Did they let you take your beard home in a jar?
     
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