Just had a vindaloo and............

[JabToucher]

Mistakenly I ate a vindaloo, thinking it would make me tougher!

Ironically It will make me gheyer come my arse chruning it out! Will be pampering my arse no end!

 

[Tone C]

Stick the toilet roll in the fridge.

Be prepared for your ass to start sucking the water out of the toilet when you sit down.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I love vindaloo. But the restaurant had 3 levels if spicy: hot, very hot, and Indian hot.

I was like, well shit, now I have to find out what Indian hot is like.

I couldn't even finish it. And I'm a cheap bastard so if I paid for a meal I always finish it.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

 

[JabToucher]

@Fedorgasm @Tone C

 

[LeSwas]

I think its more a cause of the verbal diarrhoea between this and your weed thread.

 

[JabToucher]

I think its more a cause of the verbal diarrhoea between this and your weed thread.

If you were as drunk as me at 08:27am uk time, you'd do any better shit posting?

 

[HARRISON_3]

Vindaloo is great.

So is chicken korma.

Good luck, TS.

 

[JabToucher]

Vindaloo is great.

So is chicken korma.

Good luck, TS.

This is why I love the Mayberry. Much love and support! (no homo).

I would not have signed up if not for The Mayberry.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

If you were as drunk as me at 08:27am uk time, you'd do any better shit posting?

I have been at least as drunk as you in the UK at that time.

I wouldn't say what I did was "better" than shit posting, no.

 

[HeLLMuTT]

 

[sleepyguard85]

+1 for my curry bros, love a good jalfrezi myself

 

[horc00]

 

[JabToucher]

+1 for my curry bros, love a good jalfrezi myself

I love curries! I have my favorites but like trying new ones too!

A hot tikka massala is great as well as Jelfrezi & madras!

 

[sleepyguard85]

I love curries! I have my favorites but like trying new ones too!

A hot tikka massala is great as well as Jelfrezi & madras!

 

[LeSwas]

If you were as drunk as me at 08:27am uk time, you'd do any better shit posting?

Just get yourself ready for Monday club and a packet of baby wipes and enjoy your day

 

[An Uncertain Choice]

 

[Pugilistic]

I've learned not to trust certain groups of people when they say something is "not that spicy."
Indians are one of them.

 

[I Am Legion]

Buy “butt aid”. It’s a cream that protects the asshole. It helps

 

[Nameless Ghoul]

I've learned not to trust certain groups of people when they say something is "not that spicy."
Indians are one of them.

If you order something "hot" from the local Indian restaurant I go to, they practically make you sign a waiver. I go through this song and dance anytime I order anything "hot" there. "Are you sure?" "Hot for the public, or our hot?" "Are you sure?" "Ok".

I'm sure they have a lot of people who think they "love spicy food", and then act like assholes when it's too much for them.