JUST BLEED God UFN 42 WARship Service.

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  1. Thrawn33

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    My Brothers! Forgive my tardiness! The JUST WORK Demon has kept me enslaved. With the preliminary service already begun, I shall open with a short prayer in lieu of an unholy invocation.

    Oh most Gluttonous Sanguine Lord, look with favor on your chosen servants and fill their fists, feet, knees and elbows with spite. May strikes be delivered with such force that the skin may part to deliver a Red Sea upon us.

    May veins and arteries be compressed and may bone and joints be bent at unnatural angles to invoke submission in your name.

    May the infidels who oppose you be forbidden to pray where they lay, stall on the wall, or throw strikes with intentions of scoring points as opposed to offering the consciousness of the receiver.

    In your name and with the words of the First Prophet has taught us we beseech thee to feast on Blood, Bone and Braincells.....


    ALL HAIL!
     
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    Benson by split decision.
     
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    LET. US. PRAY!!!

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    Saint Dream is parttaking in the service tonight. May his holiness smile upon us and dream fourth a crimson sea.
     
  7. Thrawn33

    Thrawn33 JUST BLEED Belt

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    May the JBG's mark of favor (The Blessed Goat Vagina) be upon his brow.
     
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    Just bleed wooooooooooo.

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    more like lnp. Thru out this card
     
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    JBG is extremely displeased at the Pettis vs Yoza fight

    He may ask Dana to cut Yoza for that affront
     
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    Lol.
     
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    JBG is affected by the altitude. Currently unable to intervene.
     
  14. Thrawn33

    Thrawn33 JUST BLEED Belt

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    Nay!

    A neck was offered and well received.
     
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    just got my new gear in the mail, hitting the clubs after the fights tonite WAITING FOR THE BLOODSHED

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  16. Thrawn33

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    Let the Blessed Crimson Flow!
     
  17. Thrawn33

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    Another neck offered!

    Praise be to JBG!
     
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    This looks like Edwards's last UFC sacrifice. The JBG, PBUH, certainly appreciates his offerings. May Edwards shed the blood of others in smaller shows.

    Hail!
     
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    Sanchez-Pearson should please JBG
     
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    The blood of the old must feed the blood of the young.
     

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