Jones vs DC street fight

[Egészségére!]

Who wins & why?

 

[Buff]

Jones by being a meaner, nastier guy than Daniel.

 

[loisestrad]

DC is in a world of trouble once Sholler isn't there to protect him.

 

[Chomsky Honk]

In my version of the street fight there is a broken bottle closer to DC when the fight starts and also Jon would be wearing jeans that are too snug and fuck up his movement giving DC the advantage

 

[RockyLockridge]

Jones by being a meaner, nastier guy than Daniel.

cormier threw a shoe at him

 

[WOLVERINEKILLS]

Jones easily. DC will wander into an alley and Jones on crack will look homeless, but probably have excited delirium and unleash the most horrific crackhead ass whoopin’ we’ve ever witnessed.

 

[dipstickjimmy]

I think DC stands a much better chance then you guys think. Mainly because the scenario where they have a "Street Fight" would involve Jon being drunk as fuck. Jon relies heavily on game planning to have the confidence going into a fight that one needs. When that comes from a bottle instead you make bad choices.

Also DC is smart enough to walk away if possible. Far too much to risk in a street fight. You can win and still lose. DC grabs an ankle and dumps Jon on his head but jon cracks his skull on the concrete and dies. Does DC win or did he lose going to jail for a long time?

 

[Gregoire1]

Jones 90/10 via eye-poking and being on cocaine

 

[imissWECPalmer]

 

[Krixes]

Jones is a borderline sociopath. You don't wanna fight that dude in a no rules contest.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Jon via 2nd Amendment

 

[VAfan]

could go either way, prolly whoever landed the first big shot (probably jones with his reach).

that was one hell of an entertaining rivalry to watch though. about as real as the hate could get, no promoting fights there at all.

 

[Hymen Crusher]

Dude jon is fucking unhinged. The only saving your butthole and life in the ring against that guy is the ref. If you think an aaron hernandez style path is off the table for him your mistaken.

 

[WhiteMousse]

Who wins & why?

Clear advantage to Jones since he's evidently one of only two people on the planet who are allowed to play GTA in real life

 

[Alpha_T83]

Jon Jones is more creative and with no rules there are a million ways to be creative in a fight.

I would say Jon is a pretty damn dangerous no rules fighter.

 

[Ibm]

Jones

 

[13Seconds]

Jon because of experience in actual street fights. Apparently he was involved in alot scraps in high school.

DC said he’s never been in a streetfight. Which is amazing actually.

 

[Dimbis]

Cormier because he already withstood the eye pokes and he’s not bad at doing them himself.

 

[cold_spring_harbor]

No one wins both get hurt, and one probably ends up dead

 

[PaddyO'malley]

JJ all day fam DC had di on 1 no measure opening RIGHT THERE fi tekken instead him decide fi push JJ LMFAOLLL mi seh poor killer instinct like bro was yuh scurred or sumtin fam