Jones petition to KEEP his belt can't break 1000 signatures, please help!!!

[Captain Herb]

This is embarrassing!!! we are getting beat by the other petition to STRIP Jones by more than 200:1. IF YOU ARE TRUELY A FAN OF THE GOAT YOU MUST SIGN UP NOW!!! I know deep down Jon is very disappointed in our effort and might be considering retirement because his supporters won't even speak up. IF HE GETS STRIPPED IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!

All disciples (and higher-ups) in the church of Jon Jones get off your fat lazy cheeto-farting asses and sign the damn petition, the importance of your participation cannot be overstated!!!

Sign the Petition

Petition for Jon Jones to keep his Belt

www.change.org

 

[BigTruck]

 

[ocfightfan]

We're trollin, trollin, trollin.

Keep them dawgies trollin,

RAWHIIIIDE <whip crack>

 

[Platinum Perry Mason]

I've got a strict limit on the number of petitions I'll sign a year and I already used that number signing the petition to strip Jones of the belt.

 

[CoconutHead]

This is embarrassing!!! we are getting beat more than 200:1. IF YOU ARE TRUELY A FAN OF THE GOAT YOU MUST SIGN UP NOW!!! I know deep down Jon is very disappointed in our effort and might be considering retirement because his supporters won't even speak up. IF HE GETS STRIPPED IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!

All disciples in the church of Jon Jones get off your lazy asses and sign now, the importance of your participation cannot be overstated!!!

Sign the Petition

Petition for Jon Jones to keep his Belt

www.change.org

No, it's his fault- and all you riders

 

[Arm Barbarian]

0 / 10

 

[bigfootsbreath]

Wow doing these petitions are gay. Has any of these petitions ever actually got anything done? Other than some fluff piece to reel in the goofs?

 

[Morris88]

The only online petition I ever really felt I could get behind was

"petition to rename fire ants to spicy boiz"

 

[PaddyO'malley]

Even mi yute AresBlack signed 6ixdog don't be lame broskis sign di petition

 

[PrideNverDies]

Strip time

 

[IDGETKTFO]

All jokes aside, that is very telling just how many fans Jones actually has.

 

[Qays Stetkevich]

I'd just assumed this was another cumsock post. Maybe it's his real account? Reaction score ratio checks out....

 

[Captain Herb]

Even mi yute AresBlack signed 6ixdog don't be lame broskis sign di petition

Me saw that lol

 

[Captain Herb]

0 / 10

I'll take it, it's better than nothing

 

[mkess101]

I'll take it, it's better than nothing

Dude you got a few just on page 1...

 

[Klippy]

No need for any of these petitions, the fight will happen.