Jones is not only the GOAS but the GOASV

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  1. milenss

    milenss Red Belt

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    Apparently he's not only the Greatest of all Steroids, but the Greatest of all Street Violators in the UFC.
    That's not disputable.
    He helds two titles simultaneously.




    He asked the policemen how does he sleep at night with himself.
    The officer replied, Mostly on his left side, sometimes on his back.
     
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  2. P0rkchop

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    Fk you. Jones is the best
     
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    Oh look, it's February again.
     
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    Hahahaha you are so funny man

    Not
     
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    All I can say is, Daniel Cormier
     
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    the way he treated that officer was insane. In Brazil, he'd have his ass beat and arrested for multiple crimes, including shit he didn't do.
     
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    This is the greatest thread in Sherdog history.
     
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    The guest Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    He's been busted. Big fuckin deal. Hes gone. What is this happy horseshit ?

    That was over a month ago. Move on man.

    Let it go...

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    Ha

    But if it was Jones....



    He probably did do them as well. Hahaha
     
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    I wish jones would act like he did in that video 24/7.

    I'd be a huge fan.
     
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    is that supposed to be a good thing
     
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    shit, never had seen that. he's fu cking disgusting

    inc 2 year ban and he will get himself lost in his path to redemption
     
  16. Roljo

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    fuck you ts
     
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    This happened such a long time ago that the court proceedings are over.
     
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    Would love to see match between cop and Jones
     
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    no kylie, the police in brazil is very dangerous to citizens and you really don't wanna mess with them. which makes me a little shocked that Jones is so valiant with the officer there.
     
  20. milenss

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    Jones will 12-6 elbow him en route to a disqualification.

    my guess.
     
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