Jones excuse

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You know he will come up with some lame excuse. What do you think it will be?

Some of my cocaine must have been laced with PEDs.

It was tainted sexual performance enhancing drugs.

I really didn't want Big John reffing the fight.

The only thing I've done different is try some kangaroo meat.

I don't know what the big deal is - I didn't injure any pregnant ladies this time.
 
It will be some innocuous banned substance that doesn't really do shit and Jon will say he didn't know that it was banned. Just like Machida.
 
LOL just imagine if he brought up big john again and blames him somehow

i'll miss jon, see ya in 2 years son
 
He "borrowed" some of Chandlers & Arthur's supplements .....

I hope they just whoop his ass based on bringing shame to the family's game ....
 
He'll try and blame white people and try to garner sympathy, just like when he turned down the Chael fight
 
Its either gonna be something about him not knowing about the substance and blaming someone on his team.

Or

A new sad JBJ video, maybe with Ariel again, with the standard monotonous voice that he uses everytime that he wants to sounds deep or remorseful.
 
who gives a shit. i was never hyped on this fight. fuck Jon Jones he's a fake ass piece of shit.
 
This all really depends on what the substance is . It could be something silly like machida again . If it's clear steroids, maybe When he walked by Cormier he felt a sharp prick in his leg, never felt right since?
 
He accidentally used Reem's protein powder instead of his own.
 
Didn't Romero go to Jackson's for a bit?

They must have hung out.
 
You know he will come up with some lame excuse. What do you think it will be?

Some of my cocaine must have been laced with PEDs.

It was tainted sexual performance enhancing drugs.

I really didn't want Big John reffing the fight.

The only thing I've done different is try some kangaroo meat.

I don't know what the big deal is - I didn't injure any pregnant ladies this time.

Thumbs up for the Big John joke

That was a good one
 
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