Jon Jones would never in a million years do steroids

[Mebetter]

The fact people are accusing me of steroids makes me feel amazing, I would never in a million years.

 

[Jawth]

He would also never get a DUI.

 

[BreadnButter]

He would also never do coke.

 

[Pacemaker Joe]

He would never, ever crash a car.

 

[xn7]

He would also never get a DUI.

driving = stepping on the go lever and spinning the circly thing while having both eyes closed and screaming like a girl

 

[IamStryker]

He would also never ever tell a lie.

He is a straight up honest dude. His integrity means everything to him.

 

[leto1776]

He would also never poke people in the eye

 

[Luger]

He would never praise a rainbow

 

[o0obruceleeo0o]

He would never throw illegal downward elbows.

 

[AJ Garcia]

He would never cheat on his wife

 

[Dr Poop]

He also would never ruin an entire ufc card

 

[Dr Poop]

He would never praise a rainbow

F that rainbow!

 

[Son of Werdum]

Dude used to snitch on people for weed. Of course that was before he was addicted to marijuana as well. Dude is honest as they come, any dishonesty comes from marijuana.

 

[XWarriorX]

The fact people are accusing me of steroids makes me feel amazing, I would never in a million years.

He would never return to a hit and run to grab a handful of cash

 

[bukofezra]

He's a liar, coke head user, DUI and hit and run abuser, drug test dodger, estrogen blocker taker...did I miss something...but he would never use steroids? Right!

 

[wh4tttt]

would never headbutt shogun in the diaphragm to disrupt breathing