Jon Jones whispered something into ryan baders ear before he tapped out.

Bader's progression through the fight with Jones

1st round

"Ok, the left hook didn't work. No biggie ..."

"Dodged the flying knee. We're doing ok here ... FUUUUCK HE TOOK ME DOWN"

"I'm ok, I'm ok ... Me and CB practiced this. I'll just get this underhook and buck... FUUUUUCK HE'S STILL ON TOP OF ME"

"Is he chin butting me?"

"CB!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLP"

"Ok ... maybe if I just wait ... Yeah ... I'll just wait"

"Aaaaaaaaaaand shrimp outta there! Ok now I'm up"

"Frankie Edgar, Frankie Edgar, Frankie Edgar, Frankie Edgar..."

"WTF? This fucker just kicked me in the head from half way across the Octagon."

"Why the hell did I shoot a double when he's half way across the Octagon? FUUUUUUUCK"

"Ok, I got a leg, I'm gettin up ... Where the hell did he... ? Wait he's got my back? FUUUUUUUUUCCCCK!"

"Nah fuck that. Kimura time!"

"Soooooo I guess it's not Kimura ti ... ELBOWS!!! 3 O'Clock!!!"

"Brain, you got any ideas? Beause I'm thinkin about givin this cat my neck so this can be over. He can work a D'arce from here I think"

2nd Round

"Yeah easy for you to say! 'Put your fuckin hands on him' he says... The fuck does he know? How can I hit a guy that's half way across the fuckin cage?"

"Frankie Edgar, Frankie Edgar, Frankie Edgar, Frankie Edgar..."

"What'd I just get hit with? Was that a left hook? HOW IS HE HITTING ME FROM WAY OVER THERE?!?!?!?!"

"Frankie Edgar, Frankie Edgar, Frankie Edgar, Frankie Edgar..."

"Oh shit here he comes ... Just close your eyes and swing ... OH SHIT! I hit him."

"Maybe this Frankie Edgar thing is working for me..."

"He just looked at me like 'WTF was that running 1-2 bullshit you just threw at me'"

"Great. Now he's kicking me in the leg from half way across the cage... Maybe if I shoot a double? ... Nope ... FUUUUUUUUCCCCK!"

"Finally he's in range. This is the perfect opportunity for me to ... PULL GUARD. Got your ass Mr Jones! You have no choice but to put me out of my misery"

"I present to you ... MY NECK"

"Get ready to tap ... remember to act disappointed when he lets go"

"Frankie Edgar, Frankie Edgar, Frankie Edgar, Frankie Edgar..."


That was good effort,thanks.
 
"If you pass out I'm raping you."

*TAP* *TAP* *TAP*
 
Jones whispered the ending of Black Swan, a movie Bader hadn't watched, but was looking forward to seeing, into his ear...

Bader ended up not buying a ticket to the movie after this unfortunate event.

That is some straight gangster shit.
 
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Probably something boring like "Good fight."
 
Actually he was verbally tapping from the knee-to-belly of Bader. Typical.
 
I really hope for that is not in reference to Anna Ledger's single "good fight" from her 1984 album "glory days". that is my favorite song

Well, i called it "boring," so obviously i'm not! :icon_lol:
 
"Couple beers after this? I'll drive"

hahah damnn, the aftermath:

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