Jon Jones should release a rap album

Hennessy Breath. Lol.
 
Nobody should do a rap album. Nobody should still use the word Hater either. Both are an old played out clich
 
jeff7b9 said:
Step into the cage and I'll poke you with my fingers
comin at your corneas like bumble bee stingers
and if that ain't enough to bring a tear to your eye
I'll kick your kneecap so hard it'll make sherdoggers cry
I busted up a deaf guy with 12-6 elbows
Mazzagatti ask him if he's ok? Hell no...
He can't hear you steve, he's deaf you dumb ref
Now watch me crash my Bentley with my hennessey breath
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I smell a Grammy
 
BROWNPRIDE said:
Thats a good idea and the album could be called THE EYE POKE
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Nah.... How about...

'The Eye I Poke Can't See Me Coming.'

'I wanna poke my haters in the eye, so they won't complain about my eye pokes.'

We're getting up to some JayZ shit right here.
 
jeff7b9 said:
Step into the cage and I'll poke you with my fingers
comin at your corneas like bumble bee stingers
and if that ain't enough to bring a tear to your eye
I'll kick your kneecap so hard it'll make sherdoggers cry
I busted up a deaf guy with 12-6 elbows
Mazzagatti ask him if he's ok? Hell no...
He can't hear you steve, he's deaf you dumb ref
Now watch me crash my Bentley with my hennessey breath
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Hit it but don't quit it
my hands all up in your face
the ref's supposed to warn me but that's not the case
whatchu doing Rampage? complaining won't work!
gonna poke you in the eye, like a meatball with a fork
I don't use my full potential, I'm only at 70% power
got busted up by Gus but still won, you haters all sour
 
jeff7b9 said:
Step into the cage and I'll poke you with my fingers
comin at your corneas like bumble bee stingers
and if that ain't enough to bring a tear to your eye
I'll kick your kneecap so hard it'll make sherdoggers cry
I busted up a deaf guy with 12-6 elbows
Mazzagatti ask him if he's ok? Hell no...
He can't hear you steve, he's deaf you dumb ref
Now watch me crash my Bentley with my hennessey breath
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His new single, "Hennessey Breath"
 
Why a rap album?
Let me guess... Cos he's Black, right?
Why be so stereotypical?
He should release a country music album with Billy Ray Cyrus instead which will be unique, just like his fighting style!
 
Earthworm Jim said:
He should release a country music album with Billy Ray Cyrus instead which will be unique, just like his fighting style!
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I'll poke your eye. Your achy breaky eye.
When it falls out it'll be on my mantle.

I'll poke your eye, your achy breaky eye.
I'll break every rule to keep my world title.'
 
jeff7b9 said:
Step into the cage and I'll poke you with my fingers
comin at your corneas like bumble bee stingers
and if that ain't enough to bring a tear to your eye
I'll kick your kneecap so hard it'll make sherdoggers cry
I busted up a deaf guy with 12-6 elbows
Mazzagatti ask him if he's ok? Hell no...
He can't hear you steve, he's deaf you dumb ref
Now watch me crash my Bentley with my hennessey breath
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S Class said:
Hit it but don't quit it
my hands all up in your face
the ref's supposed to warn me but that's not the case
whatchu doing Rampage? complaining won't work!
gonna poke you in the eye, like a meatball with a fork
I don't use my full potential, I'm only at 70% power
got busted up by Gus but still won, you haters all sour
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Y'all be hatin' me because of the cancelled event and not facing Chael
All before crashing my Bently and heading to Jail
Finally faced and beat Chael with a broken toe
And was interviewed by a freaked out Joe
I beat Glover by unanimous decision
Because my eyepokes came at maximum precision
Now I'm ducking the Gus for the sequel
Since I know deep in my heart I'm not his equal
 
GearSolidMetal said:
I'll poke your eye. Your achy breaky eye.
When it falls out it'll be on my mantle.

I'll poke your eye, your achy breaky eye.
I'll break every rule to keep my world title.'
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You can tell my feet to hit the floor...
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Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips...
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They won't be reaching out for you no more...
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The song was basically made for Jon Jones!
 
I sir am the preacher's kid and I'm hotter than s..t
because of this dope cardigan my dear little ol' mommy knit
Snitching on potheads is my mode of social transportation
it's how I got so cool, coolest at the confirmation
Tokers call me nerd but wat d FUDGE! do they know
I will grow up to be a dweeb and stub my gosh darn toe
And I will show them all and I'll run their stupid circle
when I super size my ego and transform to Super Urkel

I used to be a christian now I'm drinking in my car
the only thang that's missing is the flusey from the bar
I spot some little girl scout and I try to run her over
(ps lucky little hussy I'm a grower not a shower)
I veer onto the sidewalk and I try to line her up
but dang I dropped my bottle when I tried to hold the cup
My eyes back on the road and I'm feelin pretty swole
but da gurl has gone missing and I hit a friggin pole

Used to b like Jesus but now fucking Jesus b like me
Muhammed Can knew nuttin 'bout stingin like a bee
"Run like a fairy and poke their c**ty eyes"
call me crazy dirty and I counter with them cries
Hatas be hatin cause I am a Super Star
call me "stupidhead" on Twitter and I'll change my avatar
Gay bashing teens is now my primary attack
but if you tell uncle Dana... then it was all "a fudging hack"

Amen
 
Big boy Dan is comin' to get you
a third strike the DA won't protect you
the only pokin done in state prison
will be dicks slammin' ass causin' fission

No one likes you, not even your runaway cat
where I'm from there's no mercy for a rat
I'm gonna make you look haitian
a grave no dream of va'cation

You won't get no satisfaction
yo ass in the air beggin fo semen transaction
Gus will be there to provide the action

First time I do this.
 
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"Poles n holes"

I got myself a new wed wife
and I'm out livin real life
sippin bourbon n smashing poles
bitches in the back got dem double holes
 
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soundtrack
1.machida choked up
2.suga dope
3.darth bader
4.vera da drums
5.smokin that shogun
 
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