Jon Jones should release a rap album

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It would be a great way to increase his notoriety and rile his haters up even more. Many athletes in other sports have released rap songs/albums but as far as I know not too many MMA fighters have attemped a foray into the rap game, so Jones could be a pioneer here.

The content of the album could be a bunch of songs about how he's the GOAT and unbeatable and basically a god of MMA, as well as taking shots at anyone he's ever had a war of words with, eg. Cormier, Rashad, Gustafsson.

I think it would be a great way to increase his star power and add a new dimension to his brand. It wouldn't even have to be good, the only real purpose would be to get more attention.

Thoughts?
 
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Bones don't got the lyrical skills to even attempt a rap career, he's 2 soft spoken
 
He could do a cover of this song.

 
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Brilliant idea.

It'll prove, yet again, that literally anyone can rap.

Can't wait for his first single - 'eye poke you, I really really poke you.'
 
My name is Jon Jones and im here to say...
 
Step into the cage and I'll poke you with my fingers
comin at your corneas like bumble bee stingers
and if that ain't enough to bring a tear to your eye
I'll kick your kneecap so hard it'll make sherdoggers cry
I busted up a deaf guy with 12-6 elbows
Mazzagatti ask him if he's ok? Hell no...
He can't hear you steve, he's deaf you dumb ref
Now watch me crash my Bentley with my hennessey breath
 
Step into the cage and I'll poke you with my fingers
comin at your corneas like bumble bee stingers
and if that ain't enough to bring a tear to your eye
I'll kick your kneecap so hard it'll make sherdoggers cry
I busted up a deaf guy with 12-6 elbows
Mazzagatti ask him if he's ok? Hell no...
He can't hear you steve, he's deaf you dumb ref
Now watch me crash my Bentley with my hennessey breath

LOL

Keep going. That is gold.
 
step into the cage and i'll poke you with my fingers
comin at your corneas like bumble bee stingers
and if that ain't enough to bring a tear to your eye
i'll kick your kneecap so hard it'll make sherdoggers cry
i busted up a deaf guy with 12-6 elbows
mazzagatti ask him if he's ok? Hell no...
He can't hear you steve, he's deaf you dumb ref
now watch me crash my bentley with my hennessey breath

8/10
 
Step into the cage and I'll poke you with my fingers
comin at your corneas like bumble bee stingers
and if that ain't enough to bring a tear to your eye
I'll kick your kneecap so hard it'll make sherdoggers cry
I busted up a deaf guy with 12-6 elbows
Mazzagatti ask him if he's ok? Hell no...
He can't hear you steve, he's deaf you dumb ref
Now watch me crash my Bentley with my hennessey breath

Lol that's actually really good.
 
Thats a good idea and the album could be called THE EYE POKE
 
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