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Jon Jones should release a rap album

Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by MeatheadFighter, May 29, 2014.

  1. MeatheadFighter Green Belt

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    It would be a great way to increase his notoriety and rile his haters up even more. Many athletes in other sports have released rap songs/albums but as far as I know not too many MMA fighters have attemped a foray into the rap game, so Jones could be a pioneer here.

    The content of the album could be a bunch of songs about how he's the GOAT and unbeatable and basically a god of MMA, as well as taking shots at anyone he's ever had a war of words with, eg. Cormier, Rashad, Gustafsson.

    I think it would be a great way to increase his star power and add a new dimension to his brand. It wouldn't even have to be good, the only real purpose would be to get more attention.

    Thoughts?
     
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  2. goldentoe Banned Banned

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    It will be called wastelanded
     
  3. 315MMAFighter MąïȚře Đë Đəğåť§ - Pure Dominican Platinum Member

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    Bones don't got the lyrical skills to even attempt a rap career, he's 2 soft spoken
     
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    He could do a cover of this song.

     
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    Horrible idea
     
  6. goldentoe Banned Banned

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    Dubs came swift for ts lol
     
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    the best of wasteland
     
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    It's an avatar, lol.
     
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  10. GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Double Yellow Card

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    Brilliant idea.

    It'll prove, yet again, that literally anyone can rap.

    Can't wait for his first single - 'eye poke you, I really really poke you.'
     
  11. Jermei Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    My name is Jon Jones and im here to say...
     
  12. jeff7b9 Silver Belt

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    Step into the cage and I'll poke you with my fingers
    comin at your corneas like bumble bee stingers
    and if that ain't enough to bring a tear to your eye
    I'll kick your kneecap so hard it'll make sherdoggers cry
    I busted up a deaf guy with 12-6 elbows
    Mazzagatti ask him if he's ok? Hell no...
    He can't hear you steve, he's deaf you dumb ref
    Now watch me crash my Bentley with my hennessey breath
     
  13. GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Double Yellow Card

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    LOL

    Keep going. That is gold.
     
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    8/10
     
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    Lol that's actually really good.
     
  18. goldentoe Banned Banned

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    he can do a remix to lady gagas poker face.
     
  19. shertard74 Green Belt

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    10/10
    Gold
     
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    Thats a good idea and the album could be called THE EYE POKE
     

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