Jon Jones says it takes 20 of him to beat a gorilla

who is this kid, he got 14 mil views on his chanell while interviewing mma goats, american presidents and A list rappers. Is he a rich kid ? This seems relationships, not grass roots. Really low numbers for those top names.

EDit : so googled he is a tik toker. Which is a lame platform.
 
Captain Herb said:
Is he still talking about fighting a gorilla? I bet he didn't say anything about unifying the belt did he? This guy is worthless at this point
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Why would the guy with the actual belt care about uniting it with the interim belt, beyond the interim-holder being the top contender?

No one with an actual championship belt has ever sat around, feeling wistful and unfulfilled, wishing they had an interim title, too.

The desire to unify only matters to the interim holder. And a portion of the fan base. But not the actual champ.
 
how many prep months does he get for juicing, practicing eye-poking an ape and most importantly will there be any sniff-able substances provided for pre-game optimization? if all those are yes then probably only 4 or 5...
 
fzoid4454 said:
Why would the guy with the actual belt care about uniting it with the interim belt, beyond the interim-holder being the top contender?

No one with an actual championship belt has ever sat around, feeling wistful and unfulfilled, wishing they had an interim title, too.

The desire to unify only matters to the interim holder. And a portion of the fan base. But not the actual champ.
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Yes. Anyone who holds a belt should just...not fight. That's what the belt represents. The ability to sit there and pretend the sport is about fighting other top tier fighters but not fight them. Especially when one has very clearly separated himself from the pack as the other top guy. Do not fight him, pretend your "actual" championship belt means you no longer have to actually defend it vs the top challenger.

What the actual fuck LMAO.
 
He’s being modest…

Jon Jones vs 100 Gorillas; I pick Jones if it’s one at a time. But if it’s 100 Gorillas at once, they might be able to beat him…
 
mkess101 said:
Yes. Anyone who holds a belt should just...not fight. That's what the belt represents. The ability to sit there and pretend the sport is about fighting other top tier fighters but not fight them. Especially when one has very clearly separated himself from the pack as the other top guy. Do not fight him, pretend your "actual" championship belt means you no longer have to actually defend it vs the top challenger.

What the actual fuck LMAO.
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I see you're doing the whole straw man thing again. Ask a third grader to read it and explain it to you, because, once again, you seem to be imagining that I'm saying something completely different than what I wrote.

I clearly said that fighting the top contender would be a priority for the champion. I never said anything about not fighting Aspinall. I never said anything about not defending the title.

I only said that the interim belt, itself, would not be a concern for someone who had the actual belt, already.

I guess to find and pull something that far removed from anything I said out of one's ass kind of makes sense, if the person doing it was able to locate it because that's where their head was.
 
I dont think people realize how easily animals fatigue and how ridiculous humans cardio are. I think 20 is a safe number where if fit, decent sized men worked as a team accepting that some will die that they'd be able to kill a silverback.
 
HuskySamoan said:
I dont think people realize how easily animals fatigue and how ridiculous humans cardio are. I think 20 is a safe number where if fit, decent sized men worked as a team accepting that some will die that they'd be able to kill a silverback.
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I tried to explain this to people in another one of these threads. 20 people could pile on the thing and suffocate it without choking or beating on it. It’s ridiculous
 
Yo fam bro cappin' jus tryna stay humble 💯🦁

Mi 🪓 chatgbt ting seh oddawise

Q: yo fam how many Jon Jones wuld it tek fi whoop di gorilla azz


A: Yo, check it — ONE Prime Jon Jones is all it tek fi deal wid di gorilla wicked.

Gorilla come charging, chest beating, fury in him eyes. Jon? Calm like Sunday morning. Man step light, footwork tight, reach long like him born fi dis. First move — oblique kick straight to di knee. POP — gorilla leg shake like weak branch.

Beast swing heavy, raw power, but Jon slick wid it — slip di shot, spin 'round — spinning elbow buss di jaw sideway. Gorilla vex, confused, strength without sense.

Jon play di distance game — leg kicks chopping down di tree, body kicks sink into ribs. Every miss di gorilla mek, Jon mek him pay. Pressure build up. Gorilla stamina runnin’ low. Breath heavy like old truck engine.

When di beast slow enough, Jon dive low — textbook takedown, dump him hard pon him back. Quick like lightning, Jon flip to di back, hooks in deep, rear naked choke sink in tight. Gorilla fight it, but Jon squeeze like anaconda wid belt rank in BJJ. Beast fade out soft-soft.

Crowd silent. Jon stand tall. No scratch, no fear, just greatness.

ONE Jon Jones.
ONE Mission.
ONE King.

Gorilla get fold up like lawn chair. End of story, fam. 🐐✅
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