Media Jon Jones ROASTS Daniel Cormier: "I can write a book without mentioning DC ..."

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  1. 20falarVerdades

    20falarVerdades Silver Belt

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    Jon Jones being ruthless.

    <JonesLaugh>

     
  2. legkicktko

    legkicktko Brown Belt

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    Book meaning rap sheet
     
  3. BonesWinckleJones

    BonesWinckleJones Blue Belt

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    Book about tainted legacy doesn't count
     
  4. sampuncher

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    Would he not include the chapter where he faced DC and then popped then?
     
  5. GrayArea

    GrayArea Purple Belt

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    It’s true. It’s not Jon’s fault that DC is not disciplined enough to fight at his optimal weightclass (205, even 185 if he was younger). Jon is the A-side so if DC wants redemption he has to chase him.

    Anyone that thinks 205 SHOULD be a difficult weight cut for Daniel obviously doesn’t know anything about dieting, weight training, and macro/micro nutrients
     
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  6. PeacePipe

    PeacePipe Life is short , be nice to eachother :)

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    All this talk has me thinking something could be in the works...

    Oh yeah I get it, If DC wins, his retirement fight at [email protected] for all the marbles
     
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  7. Masked Titan

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    He’s right.
     
  8. Codpiece

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    No he isn't.

    Can't even write a tweet about him, far less a book.
     
  9. hisandherpes

    hisandherpes Green Belt

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    can jon jones write a book about fighting clean without the use of peds? cormier can
     
  10. DaWrassler007

    DaWrassler007 I like men, I'd like to be MAN-handled

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    Actually, hard to argue on this one (whether you like it or not)<{titihmm}>
     
  11. in the liver

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    Anyone who cuts weight is by definition not at their optimal weight class

    Aside from that you are a skinnyfat manlet
     
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    DC could write a book without mentioning multiple PED infractions, cocaine use, running into trees with cars, crashing into other cars with pregnant women and breaking their arms high as a kite and fleeing for cover with money, hiding under a cage to avoid USADA, and being a piece of shit human being.
     
  13. Hirashin

    Hirashin No for gay Jesus

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    Jones could write a book on cocaine, prostitutes, fast cars, fast life and pictograms. DC could write a book on how to be a family man. Both books would be really bad though.
     
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  14. GrayArea

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    So DC being clinically obese means he’s at his optimal weight class for athletic performance?

    Non-lifting body positive fatty detected
     
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  15. LockardTheGOAT

    LockardTheGOAT Sherdog's Intellectual Savior

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    Two division champion, undefeated at HW, 22 victories and only 1 loss (the loss of which was to a steroid head whose name wouldn't even need to be mentioned; he could be treated as a mere footnote), etc. DC could easily write a book without mentioning you, Jon
     
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  16. Dan177

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    Johnny boy cant write a book about fighting clean
     
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  17. Mahkor

    Mahkor Drunkmaster Flex

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    Lol so he is pretty much confirming that he is gonna ignore his ped abuse in any book he night pretend to write.
     
  18. chick magnet punk

    chick magnet punk Green Belt

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    DC lives in Jonathan's head rent free.
     
  19. Zefram Cochrane

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    The irony of saying that while mentioning DC in the very same sentence. #Fucts
     
  20. in the liver

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    judge that by his actual athletic performance retard

    undefeated at heavyweight

    got ko'd at lhw where he weighed in looking near death

    why are the worlds strongest men fat? all they are interested in is performance

    human biology isnt set up so that the guys you fap to will be the best at doing stuff, and its not set up so that everyones body works the same
     

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