Jon Jones road to becoming a Gaidojutsu Black Belt.

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  1. Zenkie

    Zenkie Yellow Belt

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    White Belt

    Simple, turn your back and RUN!
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    Orange Belt

    Abuse the rules.
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    Red Belt

    Pretend you never hit him in the back of the head.
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    Yellow Belt

    Pretend you didn't mean to do it.
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    Green Belt

    Tell your boss you'll never get a DUI
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    Turn on your friend / teammate and fight him.
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    Brown Belt
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    Black Belt

    And Finally, Poke 6 different fighters in the eye never get a point deduction
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    Greg Jackson and Mike Winkeljohn are awesome. So which fighter is next in line to receive a Gaidojutsu Black Belt?
     
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  2. Fruitsaladsushi

    Fruitsaladsushi Blue Belt

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    Greg Jackson doesn't get nearly enough shit for making up his
    Jiu jitsu name / belt system compared to others who have done the same.
     
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  3. 22k

    22k ベルセルク

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    final form

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    4/10 try harder.
     
  6. Fruitsaladsushi

    Fruitsaladsushi Blue Belt

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    That's basically how the majority of sherdog sees Jones lol
     
  7. Zenkie

    Zenkie Yellow Belt

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    Jon Jones reincarnated as a kitty cat

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  8. Saiyan Prince

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    Can't wait til DC takes the title from Jones and send him to HW where Cain will finally send the diva to footlocker so he can sponsor Nike.
     
  9. RachelZane**

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    made me lol
     
  10. jiujitsuforever

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    i love cats.
     
  11. Estudante

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    red belt is after the black belt (at least in jiu jitsu)
     
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    That stupid gimmick crawl thing he does isn't abuse of the rules lol.

    I can't wait til he does that to someone and they just soccer kick him right in the pie hole.
     
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  14. cage_bx

    cage_bx Brown Belt

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    Dam people on this board hate jones' fucking guts

    But they can't exactly explain why...
     
  15. ajwbjj87

    ajwbjj87 Black Belt

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    Now how are you ever going to move out of your moms basement when you spend all your time constructing loser threads?
     
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    Can't wait until DC fans are claiming JBJ ducked him at HW, after DC gasses and loses badly, if he doesn't get H-bombed 1st.
     
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    More fighter bashing that goes unnoticed by the moderators.
     
  19. frandie2b

    frandie2b ------(SALD BELT)------

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    I admit I laughed, bravo TS.

    1st Dan : Get some fans.
     
  20. Perrichet

    Perrichet Emery is a fraud

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    I didn't laugh, sorry
     

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