Jon Jones prediction

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  1. Canned Tuna

    Canned Tuna Silver Belt

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    Jon Jones will come back and his career will end up being viewed in a similar manner to Mike Tyson's. He will come back, maybe win a couple easier fights, then lose to someone good (holyfield). After this his nuthuggers will claim he was never the same after his time away and that at his peak he would absolutely destroy anyone ever. That is all.
     
  2. Blanqa Blanqua

    Blanqa Blanqua Silver Belt

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    Shit thread.

    That is all.
     
  3. Wrapup

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    Yup
     
  4. ib313

    ib313 Imagine a Dystopian UFC

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    Never coming back. Will serve only as cautionary tale.
     
  5. LouisBolanos

    LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

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    I think Jon Jones will come back with vengeful determination and decimate DC in rematch, sending him into permanent depression. He will then go on an absolute tear at LHW before a crazed, bloodlusted DC shoots him on national TV then himself. The incident will surpass Janet Jackson's SuperBowl wardrobe malfunction as the worst live TV disaster in US history, prompting John McCain to use the momentum to resume his nationwide anti-human cockfighting crusade. He will enlist the help of Nevada Local 226 and blast MMA back into the stone ages and the world can go back to watching mainstream sport with real talent.
     
  6. ALAN PARTRIDGE

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    Yup +1
     
  7. Evangelion

    Evangelion Silver Belt

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    Jon Jones isn't going to prison for years. Plus he's already a better mma fighter than Tyson was a boxer
     
  8. Thai Domi

    Thai Domi Silver Belt

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    Lol no
     
  9. giusti825

    giusti825 ßanned

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    how long was tyson in jail?
     
  10. Phronimos

    Phronimos The truth don't have to be validated by ignorance.

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    I predict he will be sentenced to be the butler of the woman he struck, and will help raise the as-of-yet unborn child. Hilarity will ensue, and it will be picked up as a 'reality' show.
     
  11. RockyLockridge

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    I don't even really like jon jones, but i would be inclined to agree if that were the case.
     
  12. CostumedExtrmst

    CostumedExtrmst Banned Banned

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    I think Jones is going to come back concerned with making as much money as possible, win or lose. Long as he remains relatively healthy and can take the hits, he'll get paid and stay wealthy. He doesn't need to redeem himself to me, because I don't take any of this THAT seriously.
     
  13. MuddyFugger

    MuddyFugger Black Belt

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    Nobody says "Tyson was not that good"
     
  14. kevin1916

    kevin1916 Deez Nutz

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    My God I hope you're joking. Mike Tyson as a teenager was a better boxer than Jones is an mma fighter. I know in most situations you go with the mma fighter over a boxer in a street fight. But I honestly think Tyson in his prime wrecks Jones in a street fight. Tyson was an animal. Jones leaves that fight without a nose or either of his ears.

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  15. DougGuntMMA

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    3 years IIRC
     
  16. Evangelion

    Evangelion Silver Belt

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    Jon Jones is arguably the best mma fighter of all time.

    Tyson isn't close to the best boxer.

    Jones is a better mma fighter than Tyson is a boxer
     
  17. Child

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    He's done.... I think you just need to get over it and move on. :)
     
  18. lilianjie

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    Is he going to jail for 6 years too? Saucepan please
     
  19. kevin1916

    kevin1916 Deez Nutz

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    Just no.

    IMO Tyson is the greatest heavy weight boxer of all time. Jones wins due to his superior genetics, not his training. He entered mma relatively late and doesnt train year round...he only trains when he's fighting...6 weeks out from the actual fight. The guy is a freak of nature but he is not even close to the "greatest mixed martial artist". Tyson was a genetic freak too but he was a student of boxing under Cus D'Amato, dedicated to his craft from a young age and IMO the greatest heavy weight ever.
     
  20. Canned Tuna

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    I hate jones. I also fall into the "tyson is overrated" camp. This thread wasn't meant as a compliment.
     

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