Jon Jones is leveling up, "Rehabilitated Jones" is coming....

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  1. Takamine86

    Takamine86 Black Belt

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    Along with "Metal Leg Spider" and "GSP with de fire." The GOATs are all evolving.
     
  2. berimBOWLoh

    berimBOWLoh Silver Belt

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    if Jones wants to go full strength he needs to find Islam like Mike Tyson did. Snort lines off hookers asses and say ah salaam alaikum after.
     
  3. later days

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    Rehab Jones is the new Half a Colon Lesnar, just wait and see. They'll be longing for the Bones Nose era.
     
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    "You suck Daniel Cormier I took you down 5 times while I was high as shit, where was your takedown defense you P**sy" - Jon Jones
     
  5. joeyjoejoe

    joeyjoejoe Silver Belt

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    Crackhead Jones is coming.
     
  6. later days

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    surgery shogun, burrito penn, smiley cro cop, and rehab jones
     
  7. Hans Gercmiov

    Hans Gercmiov Steel Belt

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    Rehab is a great place to meet other people who also like to get fucked up.
     
  8. MartyMcFry

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    Gus is gonna knock whatever coke is left in him, right out of him.
     
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    My name is Shawn

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    He'll either be better, worse, or the same
     
  10. Robespierre

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    Crackhead is gonna beat gus, first i though otherwise but now it clear. Biggums to the victory
     
  11. FrankGarrett316

    FrankGarrett316 Forum vigilante

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    Rehab Jones vs Cardio Reem, catch weight.
     
  12. BOTTICELLI

    BOTTICELLI MMA Fanatical Sabbatical

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    What a day for ufc news and memes
     
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    Would Rehab Jones beat an in shape Shogun? Motivated BJ Penn says yes!
     
  14. Bones245n4847

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    This might be that final form. He is now in his physical prime, he is basically black belt level all the martial arts he trains. Rehab Jones could be unstoppable.
     
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    igorvswanderlei Αmateur Fightеr

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    So what black stereotype do you guys think Jones will affirm next?
     
  16. Toco

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    im predicting this already

    he will get mauled by the mauler and people will blame his rehab/coke addiction
     
  17. TheMMAnalyst

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    I'll admit I lol'd with no shame.
     
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    bad seed Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    being the GOAT
     
  20. RockyLockridge

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    Maybe we'll see an end to his "coke and poke" strategy.
     

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