Jokes to tell cops when pulled over

[jenlan]

Preferably short ones. It could help your chances greatly of getting out of a ticket if it hits the right spot. I read something on here years ago where someone told a joke about a dead body being in a trunk and it was hilarious. I googled it and found a good one that was all over the net but it was too long and not the one I was looking for.

Anyway, any short jokes you can tell as soon as your pulled over? Like responding when they ask 'do you know why I pulled you over?' or whatever else they say/ask. I have nothing lol

 

[Da City of God]

Can I see your license and registration officer?

 

[monkey king**]

Q: what do you call a cop that pulls me over?
R: I don't know, what?
A: a dead cop

it will have them ROFL-ing

 

[El_Dyablo619]

Howd you know I just bought doughnuts? !?!?

 

[ThatBJJGuy]

my favorite from south park

 

[jenlan]

^^^ Randy Marsh one of the funniest scenes ever.

'Shutup boys! I know how to deal!!!' lol

 

[willhaven720]

I read something on here years ago where someone told a joke about a dead body being in a trunk and it was hilarious.
Like responding when they ask 'do you know why I pulled you over?' or whatever else they say/ask.

Like this?

Q: Do you know why I pulled you over?

A: Too many dead boddies in the trunk??

 

[minute bull]

 

[jenlan]

Like this?

Q: Do you know why I pulled you over?

A: Too many dead boddies in the trunk??

Lol. It had something extra that would have anyone rollin.

 

[Joe]

whatever joke you tell,always refer to the cop as occifer

 

[Scrody]

I don't tell jokes to cops.

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

Officer/Trooper: Do you know how fast you were going?

Driver: Obviously not fast enough. you caught me.

 

[Augustus Caesar]

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[willhaven720]

Officer/Trooper: Do you know how fast you were going?

Driver: Obviously not fast enough. you caught me.

nice

 

[jenlan]

whatever joke you tell,always refer to the cop as occifer

Oh always. I always say 'Mr. Officer'

 

[jenlan]

Officer/Trooper: Do you know how fast you were going?

Driver: Obviously not fast enough. you caught me.

Nice

And lol at Pecsi 'what are you still doing here, I told you to go fuck your mother' bahaha

 

[Terror Zone]

Cops minds are made up before they ever talk to you, all you can do is make things worse for yourself.

 

[Sedita**]

goat.

 

[Paradigm]

whatever joke you tell,always refer to the cop as occifer

occifer just comes out naturally sometimes...even when youre not joking.

 

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