Joe Rogan behavior explained

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  1. BR701

    BR701 Don't give me number one bullshit

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    Just randomly heard him explain on his podcast that he had sex before he ever jerked himself off.

    Apparently he didn't get why people did it until after he was 16. I always thought there was something off with him!
     
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    Skylako Brown Belt

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    Oh the ol' "older chick who introduced me to pink floyd and took my virginity" story, classic Rogan
     
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    The Best JG Platinum Nation!!

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    Jesus

    I was jerking off with orgasm before there was any cum to come out

    That was sick, nothing to clean up. Super efficiency
     
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    Bmurray Black Belt

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    wtf

    I was jerking off when I was like 8 years old

    Idk if I'm the weird one or he is

    edit: Looks like he's the weird one
     
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    Davey Crockett Mane, Firmino, Salah

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    PutUpYourDux - Double Yellow Card

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    I used to plank on the carpet and make a circular motion with my hips. Dat grind. #pervertintraining
     
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    MMA4Life Brown Belt

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    {<BJPeen}{<BJPeen}{<BJPeen}{<BJPeen}{<BJPeen}
     
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    ChosenMMA Part Of DC Nation & The Cruz & Velasquez Wagon

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    This thread is only a handful of posts in but it's..

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  9. Frank Edgar

    Frank Edgar Purple Belt

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    Jerking off at 8 sounds kind of weird to me.

    Did your uncle show you how to do it?
     
  10. Bmurray

    Bmurray Black Belt

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    I figured it out myself.
     
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    Ely Slade Blue Belt

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    ready to explode!
     
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  12. That must have been a crazy 15th birthday
     
  13. TheGrouch

    TheGrouch Sneakerhead

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    I had anal with a woman before I kissed one. Scientists have been studying me for years!
     
  14. Y
    Tell me more, tell me more
     
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    More like 11? 15 lol please u gotta believe that shit about going blind if u only started jerking it at 15
     
  16. PutUpYourDux

    PutUpYourDux - Double Yellow Card

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    Only the first one's free.

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    Did u ever wear loose boxers with the slit to piss out of and bang the slit while tightening it up? Shit was good but could only do so often or get carpet burn
     
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    PutUpYourDux - Double Yellow Card

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    That's like doing heroin before smoking a cigarette. lol
     
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    PutUpYourDux - Double Yellow Card

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    I can't remember but that sounds pretty fucking good.
     
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    The Best JG Platinum Nation!!

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    Im with u man, i just guess 11 but coulda been earlier. Shit was amazing right off the bat
     

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