Jiu-Jitsu saved me tonight...

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Tonight I was supposed to be hanging out with a life-long friend, Adam, and a few people. Adam is a black belt in TKD and is a closet homosexual that always touches my nuts. Sometimes he even gets a little rough and hits me in the nuts with a pool stick, then tries to rape me while I'm sitting in a chair, but I can usually just kick him away. It's been like this ever since that time I let him blow me in high school.

anyway to get back on track Jiu-jitsu saved me tonight from getting Roofied and raped by my best man friend because when he asked to hang out I looked at my schedule and saw that I had Jiu-Jitsu class tonight, and that's where I went instead.

Thanks Jiu-Jitsu!
 
Claw and Pound vs A different spin on an original joke (BJJ class on schedule)- time will tell.
 
If there is a guy named Adam out there stalking fellow sherdoggers with a pool cue, he better watch out cause I got a mean chair guard...

Great parody BTW
 
i thought the first part was lame, but the last part made me lol
 
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