Jiu-Jitsu saved me tonight...

Tonight I was supposed to be hanging out with a life-long friend, Adam, and a few people. Adam is a black belt in TKD and is a closet homosexual that always touches my nuts. Sometimes he even gets a little rough and hits me in the nuts with a pool stick, then tries to rape me while I'm sitting in a chair, but I can usually just kick him away. It's been like this ever since that time I let him blow me in high school.

anyway to get back on track Jiu-jitsu saved me tonight from getting Roofied and raped by my best man friend because when he asked to hang out I looked at my schedule and saw that I had Jiu-Jitsu class tonight, and that's where I went instead.

Thanks Jiu-Jitsu!

 

This is actually pretty funny....

 

Claw and Pound vs A different spin on an original joke (BJJ class on schedule)- time will tell.

 

I wish I never read that.

 

Lmao!

 

hahaha

 

Lmao i c wat u did thar

 

if you continue with bjj you are never gonna score

 

pffff, I score all the time, with advantages.

 

If there is a guy named Adam out there stalking fellow sherdoggers with a pool cue, he better watch out cause I got a mean chair guard...

Great parody BTW

 

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f12/my-jiu-jitsu-saved-me-tonight-1249487/

 

^^^ that's a good sport

 

LOL agreed

 

I lolled!

 

LOL hard

 

i thought the first part was lame, but the last part made me lol

 

Score!!!

 

I'm still laughing about it lol

 

Lol, brilliant.

 

8 thumbs up!!!