Tonight I was supposed to be hanging out with a life-long friend, Adam, and a few people. Adam is a black belt in TKD and is a closet homosexual that always touches my nuts. Sometimes he even gets a little rough and hits me in the nuts with a pool stick, then tries to rape me while I'm sitting in a chair, but I can usually just kick him away. It's been like this ever since that time I let him blow me in high school. anyway to get back on track Jiu-jitsu saved me tonight from getting Roofied and raped by my best man friend because when he asked to hang out I looked at my schedule and saw that I had Jiu-Jitsu class tonight, and that's where I went instead. Thanks Jiu-Jitsu!
If there is a guy named Adam out there stalking fellow sherdoggers with a pool cue, he better watch out cause I got a mean chair guard... Great parody BTW