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Jiu-Jitsu saved me tonight...

Discussion in 'Grappling Technique' started by Fight Skillz**, Jun 28, 2010.

  1. Fight Skillz** Banned Banned

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    Tonight I was supposed to be hanging out with a life-long friend, Adam, and a few people. Adam is a black belt in TKD and is a closet homosexual that always touches my nuts. Sometimes he even gets a little rough and hits me in the nuts with a pool stick, then tries to rape me while I'm sitting in a chair, but I can usually just kick him away. It's been like this ever since that time I let him blow me in high school.

    anyway to get back on track Jiu-jitsu saved me tonight from getting Roofied and raped by my best man friend because when he asked to hang out I looked at my schedule and saw that I had Jiu-Jitsu class tonight, and that's where I went instead.

    Thanks Jiu-Jitsu!
     
  2. HardEight Blue Belt

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    This is actually pretty funny....
     
  3. xMikeyX Purple Belt

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    Claw and Pound vs A different spin on an original joke (BJJ class on schedule)- time will tell.
     
  4. koolinkunming Gold Belt

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    I wish I never read that.
     
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    Lmao i c wat u did thar
     
  8. StranGold** Banned Banned

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    if you continue with bjj you are never gonna score
     
  9. Fight Skillz** Banned Banned

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    pffff, I score all the time, with advantages.
     
  10. Live2TrainNXC White Belt

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    If there is a guy named Adam out there stalking fellow sherdoggers with a pool cue, he better watch out cause I got a mean chair guard...

    Great parody BTW
     
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  13. curb1850 Green Belt

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    LOL agreed
     
  14. bjornvil Blue Belt

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    I lolled!
     
  15. Rilock4 Orange Belt

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    LOL hard
     
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    i thought the first part was lame, but the last part made me lol
     
  17. jasond Purple Belt

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    Score!!!
     
  18. curb1850 Green Belt

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    I'm still laughing about it lol
     
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    Lol, brilliant.
     
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    8 thumbs up!!!
     

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