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winner is the first one to land a solid kick on the other ones penis. jiu jitsu is sacred
Dedicado said:ref, a timer (3 minutes in my exp.) QUOTE]
3 minutes? wtf?
Balto said:Yins is Pittsburgh slang for you all. It is pretty silly. Even in Pittsburgh people are usually half joking when they say it.
"Hey yins guys wanna go dahn to da Stiller game?"
We are very sophisticated here in Pittsburgh.
ClubberLange said:okay 2? I dunno! I just fight the damn things, I never had anybody time me! I spend the time the ref is giving out the rules trying to stare down the BTT fighter while simultaneously not breaking eye contact with the Machado guys who are doing the same to me, and trying to ignore the Gracie-Barra guy who is directly behind me and happens to be literally breathing on my neck! Also, my coach, who never travels with me to the tourney, is Judo, so I teach him the rules.Dedicado said:ref, a timer (3 minutes in my exp.) QUOTE]
3 minutes? wtf?
I'm gonna actually go to a BJJ class, Marcus Soares BJJ (Carlson Gracie Team), when I move closer to civilization. Right now the school is 37 hours away at 80 mph. When I move to Kelowna, in october, it'll only be 3.5 hours away. So he'll teach me how it works in the really real world.
johil d'o said:16. Your tweezers touch the metal sides and the buzzer and red nose light turn on.
I actually spat coffee on my screen reading this!!!Gsoares2 said:When your hippo has all the marbles.
Pale1 said:15.Coach one guy and sucker punch the other guy's coach, but only if he is on crutches.