Jiu Jitsu Fights

Discussion in 'Grappling Technique' started by TheLionsDen240, Aug 2, 2005.

  1. TheLionsDen240

    TheLionsDen240 Mayhem McEndree

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    I was wondering, what are some ways to win in a Jiu-Jitsu fight.
     
  2. johil d'o

    johil d'o Thought Warrior

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    If I understand the question correctly, the ways to win are:

    1. Death.
    2. Massive headwound.
    3. You cry "Uncle!"
    4. Your kimono touches the ground.
    5. You cross the finish line first.

    These are some of the most common. There are probably more.
     
  3. Soid

    Soid Renegade of Funk

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    Another way of winning a jiujitsu fight is by being more descriptive in what you mean.
     
  4. Gsoares2***

    Gsoares2*** Banned Banned

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    you guys give him a break, From the lions den.

    W h a t T h e y N e e d T o K n o w I s W h a t T h e F u c k A r e Y o u T a l k i n g A b o u t?
     
  5. jahred

    jahred rarity

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    submission or points.
     
  6. TrueHeart

    TrueHeart White Belt

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    6. Hold your breath until your opponent has to surface for air.
    7. Push your opponent off the platform.
    8. Getting all the questions right in the bonus round.
     
  7. jahred

    jahred rarity

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    this thread is hilarious. :icon_lol:
     
  8. ClubberLange

    ClubberLange Green Belt

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    The way to win is to have a good excuse even if you lose;
    "they were bigger than me"
    "if there weren't any time limits I would have won"
    feel free to add more of these
     
  9. clarkgriswold

    clarkgriswold White Belt

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    The best way to win is to start a thread like this and follow all the advice you are given. You will win every match that way.
     
  10. RobT

    RobT Purple Belt

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    9. Throw your opponent over the top rope.
    10. Make sure you pick rock when your opponent chooses scissors.
     
  11. Foolkiller

    Foolkiller You have meddled with the primal forces of nature!

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    Pinfall, Count out, disqualification and outside interference can all also end a match. Not submission though, because jiu jitsu fighters never quit until their head has been removed. Then you can steal their power, immortality and go up a belt grade at the same time.
     
  12. alexgncw

    alexgncw Guest

    1) drop you wallet and run ... you win by not getting subbed
    2) beat the bitch a bat or spray him with mace
    3) call the cops and make sure when they show up you're getting choked so they arrest the guy before the fight is over and you win by disqualification
     
  13. Odium

    Odium Orange Belt

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    WASTELAND!1!
     
  14. TheLionsDen240

    TheLionsDen240 Mayhem McEndree

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    Ok in UFC ways to win are submission, ko, decision and so on. What are some ways to win in Jiu Jitsu
     
  15. Stoic1

    Stoic1 Patriot

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    I hear you can win at jiu jitsu by having the appropriate number of weasels on weasel day at work.
     
  16. Foolkiller

    Foolkiller You have meddled with the primal forces of nature!

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    Your question has been answered by Jahred.
     
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    Sherdog_Mutt Purple Belt

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    11. All your opponents were voted off the island.
    12. America chooses you to be their next American Idol.
    13. You were able to place 3 X's in a row.
    14. You sunk your opponent's battleship.
     
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    Dedicado Machetero

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    bwahahaha! you guys are so mean! Bwahahahaa!
     
  19. David_Jacobs

    David_Jacobs TheRockBJJ.com

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    No one yet has argued that you can't have a true jiu jitsu "fight" because no punches are thrown. What's wrong with you guys? Slow today?
     
  20. Pale1

    Pale1 Blue Belt

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    15.Coach one guy and sucker punch the other guy's coach, but only if he is on crutches.
     

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