News Jessica Eye — “My gallbladder was only at 9%.”

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  1. bladewister

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    shes bangin hot and woooood
     
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  2. CieloLuce

    CieloLuce my casual belt is fine.

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    100% gallbladder coming for that belt.
     
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  3. No Skill Gap

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    Wtf is a prawn? like a shrimp? Or is it like PAWG an acronym
     
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    She looks good face down ass up.
     
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    MMA fans really gotta try so hard to be upset about everything, don't they
     
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    It means a girl who’s got a nice ass buy a bad face. PRAWN comes from the fact that you very rarely eat the head of the Prawn and mostly eat the lower half.


    Thus the implication that you would eat her ass but stay away from her face.
     
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    9% Jessica Eye made it to a title shot. Imagine what 30% Jessica could do.
     
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  8. gaffbyknees2

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    Big deal Mike Tyson and Kurt Angle won with broken freakin necks! Spinal!!
     
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  9. Lawrence

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    100% Gall bladder Eye
    Sea level Cain
    Motivated BJ Penn
    Ubereem
    Injury free CM Punk
    Tyron Woodley in a world with no racism
    Conor 3.1
     
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    Well, Justine Kish's colon was 110% and she still lost that shitshow of a fight.
     
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  14. Clark Rogers

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    living without one and living with a bad one are very different conditions, but yeah they're routinely removed.

    gallbladder problems can really fuck with some people, but I'm not condoning her excuse, so lame.
     
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    Yeah? And I got a drooping duodenal sphincter. But you know me, I can't complain.
     
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  16. GBJohn

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    I haven’t had a gall bladder for several years, it really doesn’t impact me. The time leading up to having it removed wasn’t necessarily fun, but it was only troublesome once in a while. Most of the time, it was fine, but when it wasn’t, it got really fucking bad.
     
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    TS could make up that Jessica told anything and nobody would check it
     
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    9% Gallbladder. 91% all blabber.
    Quit talking Eye.
     
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    Is that the new Alien movie ?
     
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  20. 613MMAfan

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    Except she doesn't have a nice ass at all
     
    613MMAfan, Jan 12, 2021
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