News Jessica Eye — “My gallbladder was only at 9%.”

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  1. Rebel_LioN Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Move over Usman and Hendricks. A legend is born. So that explains it. She’s technically undefeated since her gallbladder was only at 9%!!



    Didn’t watch video I just read the title and laughed.
     
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  2. Klaavical Black Belt

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    Can't you live without a gallbladder ? Her credibility seems suspect.
     
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  3. Rebel_LioN Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    only if it looks like this
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    100% gallbladder Eye could beat any man at any weight!
     
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    Shut up Jessica
     
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  6. Clementine Shake em out Gura

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    TS and Jessica's gallbladder :D:D:D
    upload_2021-1-12_6-33-27.jpeg
     
  7. Vespasian70AD Blue Belt

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    Jessica Eye? More like Jessica Why.
     
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    Gallbladder too pointy

    4/10
     
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    Fucking Bethe
     
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    JD ribs at Cactus Club?
     
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  12. Get To Da Choppa Brown Belt

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    You can see the precise moment here where Jessica Eye's gall bladder went from 100% to 9%
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  13. "Move over Usman" haha I like it. He'll find a way to take the throne back when he loses the belt.
     
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    Hate to be that guy but this is what happens when you let ppl who aren’t pro athletes think they are pro athletes
     
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    She loves fried food.
     
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    Absolute champion. Why didn't she use her gall bladder battery charger until 100%? Hall of fame incoming
     
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    Sounds like something she would say
     
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  18. TITS GOD TOLD ME TO SKIN YOU ALIVE Platinum Member

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    Ain't nobody wasting 21 minutes on that shit.
     
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    Actually it was a broken back. Spinal.
     
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    Eyes attractiveness fluctuates between a PRAWN a PAWG and man.
     
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