Jerry Lewis

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  1. Scott Parker 27

    Scott Parker 27 Your Mom's Box

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    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    An old person is mean to a young whiny douchebag?
    Stop the presses!
     
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    HARRISON_3 Gold Belt

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    Came off like a prick, but hey, he's 90 yrs old.

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    I'm still waiting for The Day The Clown Cried to be released.
     
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    europe1 It´s a nice peninsula to Asia

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    Ladies Man was pretty entertaining.

    When old man Lewis kicks the bucket I'm going to personally storm his mansion and turn it upside-down until a copy is found.
     
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    mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    Guy opens with "you gonna retire?" And Jerry's the asshole? Comeon, son!
     
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    Mr Mojo Lane Brown Belt

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    2nd question: Why did you marry your 13 year old cousin? I thought rock stars like you got tons of poon

    3rd question: Can you sing Great Balls of Fire for us?
     
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    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    I kind of expected Lewis to break out laughing during that. It appears that he was somehow forced into doing an interview that he didn't want to do. I didn't realize he was still active.

    I liked his movie Hook Line and Sinker that starts out with him being impaled by a swordfish and he tells the surgical team the story of how he ended up there.
     
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    err Ok Moron.
     
  11. Mr Mojo Lane

    Mr Mojo Lane Brown Belt

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    What? You shouldn't ask the guy to sing his songs during an interview or something?
     
  12. Sir Galahad

    Sir Galahad Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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    Thought this was his obituary thread.
     
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    You mean Jerry Lee Lewis!
     
  14. Mr Mojo Lane

    Mr Mojo Lane Brown Belt

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    I guess the next question would be "Why did you steal the name of a singer more famous than you?"
     
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    No, that's not the next question.

    and it was Jerry Lee Lewis who married his 13 year old cousin.
     
  16. OverPressure

    OverPressure A stepladder!

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    Nice lady, glaaaayvin!
     
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  17. Mr Mojo Lane

    Mr Mojo Lane Brown Belt

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    Next question for Jerry Lewis not Jerry Lee Lewis. "Did you stop having sex with your cousin just so people would stop confusing you with Jerry Lee Lewis?"
     
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    No more questions brah. go cook your xmas turkey.
     
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    Organic Damage Dancing on the ashes of the World

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